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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 20-31
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Mar 14, 2013
5' 8" (1.73m)
Body Type
Dropped out of High school
Doesn’t have kids but wants them
My self-summary
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I am an entrepreneur, an artist, and a (spaghetti) lover.

I am the wildcard in my group of friends. I am fun and spontaneous. You had better be down for playing eye spy and treasurer hunts, but also be good with a drink at Paddy's and a delicious milksteak.

My hobbies include marbles, magnets, and ghouls.
I also love playing Night Crawlers.

I dislike people's knees - why don't you just cover your knees, people!

I am generally a jack of all trades. I am the handy man you want around when something breaks or clogs or if you need your favorite dress repaired after a night out.
What I’m doing with my life
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I started my own business creating feline apparel and accessories. If your cat makes tooo much noise, then you should probably check out my website!

I have also written a screen play and musical score that was performed at the local theater.

Right now I work part time at a local bar, but my real passion is to work with animals.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Smashing things!

Also - being passionate about my ideas... although sometimes I can get carried away with them!
The first things people usually notice about me
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My energy. And my love for America.

I've been known occasionally to go America all over everybody.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Lethal Weapon 5, Thunder Gun Express, Extreme Home Make Over, Project Bad Ass

I also love denim chickens, birds with teeth, and Hans Wermhot.

No books. I am illiterate and it is constantly resulting in shenanigans.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Beer
2. Thermal Underwear
3. Stickers
4. Beer
5. Dolf Lundgren
6. Cat food
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What it would be like to meet Sinbad...
Rats. And whether our lives are really more valuable than theirs...
How I can get honey out of a hornets' nest...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually, I'm off adventuring with my 3 best friends ... but sometimes I just need a good night in: hanging out in crawl spaces, minding my own business, doing some light reading, and "changing" the cheese in the rat traps ... I'm happy either way :)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I keep a dream journal written in pictograms.
You should message me if
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You want to help make the waitress jealous!!