Ok, for real: I'm smart and silly, I volunteer regularly, I smile at babies and pet everyone's dogs. I teach college and I love it. I am ridiculously, profoundly fond of books. I have clever, adventurous friends and a tightly knit family I love dearly and see often. (I exercise, but it seems like a weird thing to put in one's profile; I also floss and register my car if those are selling points.)
A friend recently reminded me of a time about five years ago when she was choking and I gave her the Heimlich and saved her life. I had completely forgotten about this. So apparently, I am the kind of person who will save your life and then absolutely 100% forget about it.