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40 M San Francisco, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 11:22am
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Not at all
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
This is hard to be self-deprecating and yet come across as awesome at the same time. Mabye my deprecation can be awesome somehow. I guess you will tell me.

I have two blind cats and do Pet Photography, so pets are a big thing for me. If you don't have pets I don't mind, just don't be allergic to them. If you have a dog that would be like that round in Jeopardy where the points double, because I can't have a dog where I live and really want one. I meet a lot of dogs doing photography, but it's not sustainable for the long term. I just know that sooner or later I'll be down at the shelter, strung out on corgis, looking to score a belly rub or maybe even to get my face licked.

I'd describe myself as sarcastic, talkative, eccentric, funny and sensitive. I believe that in order for me to find the perfect mate I have to embody all the traits that I want in another woman, which are basically doing work that I love, having a passion that I pursue with zeal, being open, honest, communicative, and always in good spirits.
What I’m doing with my life
I am a pet photographer. It keeps me busy and I'm always working towards checking off items on my list of goals for this year.
I’m really good at
Pet and landscape photography, writing, and animal snorgling. I even medaled in the 2004 Summer games in the Freestyle puppy snorgle. I thought I'd lost the match to Germany since they had this really cute Shepherd named Deiter, plus I kind of botched the dismount, but the judges liked my style and dedication. The gold went to a doglagate from Ecaudorable.
The first things people usually notice about me
The scar on my face probably.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
80s music, memoirs, Hawaiian music and mexican food. The only show I watch is Hell's Kitchen but now Hulu is asking me to upgrade to watch the rest of the season so I'll probably have to miss him yelling IT'S RAW for now.
The six things I could never do without
My camera and tripod, a cat or a dog, my iPhone, a good book and my family.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to be of service, how to make an impact before I'm dead, and what I can do to make me feel fulfilled.
On a typical Friday night I am
Everyone says either "out" or "in" so I'll go with that. Bonus points if you know the Seinfeld skit about this.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
You'll have to go on 4.6 dates with me to find out.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 32–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You like animals, might have dabbled in snorgling, and can rock jeans and a t-shirt.