I'm pansexual but please don't make the pans joke. it's not funny anymore.
I use the word shit a lot.
I'm an ENFP, and a flat 3 on the Kinsey scale.
If I see an animal anywhere near me, I absolutely must drop everything I'm doing to touch it or look at it and call it cute names in a baby voice.
I love laughing and making other people laugh.
Don't call me pet names like sweetie or baby or hun. I ain't your baby. Back off.
And fuck off, creepy old men messaging me about their dick. Go fuck a cheese grater, you pervert.
Lmao please don't even message me if you really think women have an obligation to keep their legs shaved. If you think this, you can shave my legs for me every day and let me know how tiring it gets.
I have a boyfriend whom I met here online. We're in a dd/lg relationship and looking for another person, any gender, to share with. He's (mostly) straight and I'm a roller coaster of sexuality.
my boy: http://www.okcupid.com/profile/Deus-Culpa?cf=profile