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33 F Lake Placid, FL

My Details

Last Online
Apr 16
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from two-year college
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has kids, but doesn’t want more
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), German (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I don't want to.
I don't know how to summerize myself... My sisters do a better job of that than I do. You should call them and ask.
Let's see: I have kids, I have an ex, been to college, lived in Europe. I like oxymorons and contradictions. I love foreign men. I'm sarcastic. I'm big on sticking up for the underdogs like poor kids and abused Pit Bulls.
What I’m doing with my life
well right now I'm signing up for online dating. Yay go me.
I’m really good at
getting lost.
The first things people usually notice about me
*How young I look, which is really annoying sometimes. I get hit on by 21yr olds or harassed over wine purchases. Or get really strange looks when I'm at the playground with my oldest kid. Yes, I'm old enough to be his mom and No, I was not a teen mom!
*My butt. Men always notice my butt, so I dyed my hair purple to get them to look at my head.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I love cheese and wine and beer and chocolate. I watch Bones, Glee, House on Netflix. I'm fond of foreign literature but I have to read it in English. sad face. I like foreign artsy movies with subtitles. My iPod is eclectic.
The six things I could never do without
a passport
Duck tape-preferably in Hello Kitty print
(I don't say "my kids" because children are not things!)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
STUFF!!! Like what kind of glitter flakes would be better to glue on my stilettos. Or how I should crochet my next scarf. How can I use color association to improve foreign language skills. Did I buy this toy/game for my kids already.... Why doesn't Augusta have better gourmet food stores. And how the hell did I end up in South Carolina again?!?! Why does Chicago have to be so damn cold every year. I wonder it's time to change my oil. Cheesy Bacon Beer bread was a smashing success. No Martha, I'm not giving you the recipe. And yes, I'm aware bacon isn't kosher. I love history and research. Sometimes, I wonder what would have happen if I pursued a PhD instead of becoming a mother and a wife.
On a typical Friday night I am
Being a good little Jew at Temple. In theory anyways. There aren't any synagogues here where live. Plus, work says I need to be working on a Friday night and since work pays my bills...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
What's private?? I'm on an Internet dating site. Hey look! An ad for Google...
I’m looking for
  • Straight guys only
  • Ages 28–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
What's the point of this? Most men are gonna just look at the pictures and message me with something lame like "you're hot! we should hang out", completely ignoring the written and q&a part of the questionnaire.