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kittenmidori

34 Lake Placid, FL Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 28–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 10:50am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism
Sign
Scorpio
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Other
Status
Single
Offspring
Has kids, but doesn’t want more
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), German (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I knew I should have typed this part last night when I had a bottle of Beaujolais to defeat my internal censors. I'm from Chicago. In a former life, I lived and travelled all over the US and Europe. Now I'm stuck in Highlands Co for awhile which I am not liking. Someone please save me soon- otherwise I'll be talking to cows in the orange groves.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
well right now I'm signing up for online dating. Yay go me. At least my mother is happy.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
getting lost: Wait, this isn't Orlando??
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My butt. Men always notice my butt, so I dyed my hair purple to get them to look at my head. But then my boss said my purple hair had to go. So now everyone is back to looking at my butt.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I love cheese and wine and beer and chocolate. I watch Netflix. I'm fond of foreign literature but I have to read it in English. sad face. I like foreign artsy movies with subtitles. My iPod is eclectic.

This question needs to ask: favorite places. Mine are Chicago, New Orleans and Europe. And cemeteries because I love history and genealogy.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
eyeliner
a passport (which happens to be expired. sigh)
iPhone
books
chocolate
Duck tape- preferably in Hello Kitty print
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
STUFF!!! Like what kind of glitter flakes would be better to glue on my stilettos. Or how I should crochet my next scarf. How can I use color association to improve foreign language skills. Did I buy this toy/game for my kids already.... Why doesn't Augusta have better gourmet food stores. And how the hell did I end up in South Carolina again?!?! Why does Chicago have to be so damn cold every year. I wonder it's time to change my oil. Cheesy Bacon Beer bread was a smashing success- And yes, I'm aware it isn't kosher. I love history and research. Sometimes, I wonder what would have happen if I pursued a PhD instead of becoming a mother and a wife. I need more art covering my body. Time for another tattoo.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
....working!! Yup, I know. I'm lame.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
What's private?? I'm on an Internet dating site. Hey look! An ad for Google...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
What's the point of this? Most men are gonna just look at the pictures and message me with something lame like "you're hot! we should hang out" or "how are you?" completely ignoring the written and q&a part of the questionnaire. But message me if you understand the subtleties of sarcasm.