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kittenmittons66

23 F San Diego, CA

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 21–28
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Jan 4
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Smokes
Drinks
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Virgo
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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Got in my car rushed right over to the lost and found.
I said "pardon me but I seem to have lost my mind."
She said "Well can you identify it please?"
I said "Why sure its a cute little bugger
About yea big a little warped from the rain"
She said "Well then sir this must be your brain"
I said "Thank you ma'am I'm always losin' that dang thing."
What I’m doing with my life
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dyslexic agnostic insomniac, n. -someone who stays up late at night wondering if there is a dog
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
"Imagine a happy group of morons who are engaged in work.
They are carrying bricks in an open field.
As soon as they have stacked all the bricks at one end of the field,
they proceed to transport them to the opposite end.
This continues without stop and every day of every year
they are busy doing the same thing.
One day one of the morons stops long enough
to ask himself what he is doing.
He wonders what purpose there is in carrying the bricks.
And from that instant on he is not quite as content
with his occupation as he had been before.
I am the moron who wonders why he is carrying the bricks."
- suicide note,
as quoted in Existential Psychotherapy by Irvin D. Yalom
The first things people usually notice about me
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“Hi. I saw you sitting over here, alone, and I thought, wow, thank god, someone normal who doesn’t know how to interact at these things either.” -Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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A good vegan meal is like a good christian rock band, even when it's good it really blows.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If I ever come face to face with a clone of mine, I doubt it will be a genial interaction. I figure one of two things will probably happen. Either I will murder her and feast on her heart in hopes of gaining extra strength and intelligence, or I will be seduced into having carnal relations with my clone. And come on, don't even act like you've never thought about boning your clone. We all have. It would be the perfect opportunity to find out what it's like to make love to yourself, and possibly address your sexual shortcomings. IT'S RESEARCH PEOPLE. Nothing more.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
“Son, never trust a man who doesn’t drink because he’s probably a self-righteous sort, a man who thinks he knows right from wrong all the time. Some of them are good men, but in the name of goodness, they cause most of the suffering in the world. They’re the judges, the meddlers. And, son, never trust a man who drinks but refuses to get drunk. They’re usually afraid of something deep down inside, either that they’re a coward or a fool or mean and violent. You can’t trust a man who’s afraid of himself. But sometimes, son, you can trust a man who occasionally kneels before a toilet. The chances are that he is learning something about humility and his natural human foolishness, about how to survive himself. It’s damned hard for a man to take himself too seriously when he’s heaving his guts into a dirty toilet bowl.”-James Crumley
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“There was so much in you that charmed me that I felt I must tell you something about yourself. I thought how tragic it would be if you were wasted.” -Oscar Wilde