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kittenumbrella

27 F Toronto, Ontario, CA

My Details

Last Online
Jul 22
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
It's a good thing I don't gamble, because I have a horrible poker face. If I'm happy, or sad, or if I think you look fat in that dress, you can always tell.

But, my face is usually happy. Maybe it's the endorphins. Maybe it's the beer. Maybe it's because I choose to surround myself with ridiculous people. Either way, I'm a content gal, living in the city with her tomato plant.

[Life Update: My tomato plant died. So I replaced it with a cat! Reeeeeally hope I remember to water this one.]

ANYWAY, I have a healthy gym/bar life balance, a knack for baking like my grandma, and I'm at a life stage where I'd rather spend my money on food than clothes.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a writer in the ad biz. Just doin' my best to interrupt your favourite TV show and give you a lifetime of body image issues.
I’m really good at
Pies. I make one hell of a pie. I often get marriage proposals.
The first things people usually notice about me
That my eyes are big for my face.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books? Just inject Junot Díaz straight into my veins.
Movies? Eternal Sunshine.
Television? Netflix binges.
Music? Embarrassing.
Food? Salty.
The six things I could never do without
Family.
Good stories.
Bad jokes.
Cold beers.
Warm sweaters.
Unsalted butter.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Penis.

Just kidding! Don't get creepy on me.
On a typical Friday night I am
Continuing my love affair with craft beer.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Sometimes I eat peanut butter straight from the jar while watching reality TV.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 28–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You'll make me laugh. You'll ask me out for beers. You'll open my pickle jars.