i do not like guns and i do not like patriarchy. basically, fuck anything that would allow anyone the opportunity to develop some lame as fuck, pseudo superiority, god complex. that's how people get hurt, not diggin it.

but i do like huge frickin' jugs of wine, the moon, sharks, loud noises, john waters, and googling pictures of airline food and kittens.

PS, i'm pretty sure this website is the fucking antichrist.

RUINING IT and eating people's children

Being awkward and making friendship bracelets (yes, i'm secretly 7 years old)

is that i'm fantasizing about their deaths.

A. alexander and the terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day, the second sex, love is a dog from hell, cosmos, and anything by my boo, bell hooks

B. the devil's rejects, addams family values, christmas vacation, casino, how to marry a millionaire, river's edge, valley of the dolls, ghost world, boogie nights, dig!, return of the living dead, transamerica, eternal sunshine, mary and max, wes anderson's shit

C. the twilight zone, mad men, workaholics, the wonder years, and new girl

D. i like my music like i like my coffee ... hard, fast, and trashy..

E. all i've been craving for the last month is starburst jellybeans and xanax.

i could do without almost anything, but why would i want to?

myself

yelling about how much i love music.

i have an unnecessarily, dying love for escapade by janet jackson. it's really weird.

you don't fucking speed down residential streets.

you think keith morris was a better black flag frontman than henry rollins.

you are ryan gosling.