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20 Los Angeles, CA Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 20–27
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
May 18
5′ 0″ (1.52m)
Body type
Space camp
Art / Music / Writing
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Polish (Fluently), Russian (Okay), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
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💕 Peek my private selfies at 💕

Born in 1775, Emilia Black emerged from the fog ridden depths of the Appalachian Mountains with only a dead salmon and Indian flute in hand. She was next spotted in 1884 in Rome running naked down the cobblestone streets. She married a Serbian sailor and bought an island off the southern coast of Turkey where she sold used water to tourists who were graced with the discovery of her kingdom. After the second world war, Emilia ran away to New York and underwent a sex change after losing a game of poker. She now resides in New Orleans and runs a haunted motel with her punk rock boyfriend who plays bongos for a Cure cover band called the Crystal Fucks.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Making ugly people look less ugly aka makeup, and admiring all the beautiful beards of the world.
Also very busy fully upgrading all my Final Fantasy characters so they can save the world from eminent danger with ease.

Insta @emiliablackk

Cosplay page:
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Procrastinating, of course! That seems to be a strong quality among people my age nowadays. I say embrace it! A room full of procrastinators is bound to get something done if you give them enough time to do it.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
It's hard for me to say but maybe my height? Apparently normal people aren't hobbit-sized.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: I have J. K. Rowling to thank for shaping a very large part of my childhood. I also love anything by Mikhail Bulgakov, Markus Zusak, Tolkien, and George R. R. Martin aka the biggest fucking troll to ever exist.

Movies: Anything with stimulating dialogue and gore will do. And of course Star Wars, LotR, Back to the Future, and Harry Potter.

Shows: Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, Vikings, Attack on Titan, Outlander, Orange is the New Black, Arrested Development, Legend of Korra, and pretty much anything on Netflix.

Music: All hail Billie Holiday. Also, I guess I would say punk rock and folk punk are my genres of choice although I can't deny that One Direction is my guilty pleasure.

Food: If it's edible I'll eat it.

And I'll make "Games" a category cause games are life: Gears, Halo, FF, Bioshock, Fallout, Destiny, Tomb Raider, Assassin's Creed, Elder Scrolls, Thief, Zelda, and many, many more.
If you play CoD please don't talk to me.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My cats, xbox, grammar, mexican food, my parents, and beards... I'm a sucker for facial hair.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How hot gingers are...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Saving the world from Super Mutants.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My dream profession as a kid was to be a stripper up until the age of 10 or so when I found out that it's not quite so widely accepted as aspiring to be a doctor or teacher.

But now I just take lots of inappropriate selfies😋
You should message me if
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You're a female or you have a beard... preferably not a combination of the two.
I just want cute girls to play with and beards to rub my face on.

Please don't bother messaging me if your profile picture is a shirtless mirror selfie.

Lastly, leave your childish romance at the door; I need someone with balls.