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Born in 1775, Emilia Black emerged from the fog ridden depths of
the Appalachian Mountains with only a dead salmon and Indian flute
in hand. She was next spotted in 1884 in Rome running naked down
the cobblestone streets. She married a Serbian sailor and bought an
island off the southern coast of Turkey where she sold used water
to tourists who were graced with the discovery of her kingdom.
After the second world war, Emilia ran away to New York and
underwent a sex change after losing a game of poker. She now
resides in New Orleans and runs a haunted motel with her punk rock
boyfriend who plays bongos for a Cure cover band called the Crystal
What I’m doing with my life
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Making ugly people look less ugly aka makeup, and admiring all the
beautiful beards of the world.
Also very busy fully upgrading all my Final Fantasy characters so
they can save the world from eminent danger with ease.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Procrastinating, of course! That seems to be a strong quality among
people my age nowadays. I say embrace it! A room full of
procrastinators is bound to get something done if you give them
enough time to do it.
The first things people usually notice about me
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It's hard for me to say but maybe my height? Apparently normal
people aren't hobbit-sized.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: I have J. K. Rowling to thank for shaping a very large part
of my childhood. I also love anything by Mikhail Bulgakov, Markus
Zusak, Tolkien, and George R. R. Martin aka the biggest fucking
troll to ever exist.
Movies: Anything with stimulating dialogue and gore will do. And of
course Star Wars, LotR, Back to the Future, and Harry Potter.
Shows: Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, Vikings,
Attack on Titan, Outlander, Orange is the New Black, Arrested
Development, Legend of Korra, and pretty much anything on
Music: All hail Billie Holiday. Also, I guess I would say punk rock
and folk punk are my genres of choice although I can't deny that
One Direction is my guilty pleasure.
Food: If it's edible I'll eat it.
And I'll make "Games" a category cause games are life: Gears, Halo,
FF, Bioshock, Fallout, Destiny, Tomb Raider, Assassin's Creed,
Elder Scrolls, Thief, Zelda, and many, many more.
If you play CoD please don't talk to me.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My cats, xbox, grammar, mexican food, my parents, and beards... I'm
a sucker for facial hair.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Saving the world from Super Mutants.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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My dream profession as a kid was to be a stripper up until the age
of 10 or so when I found out that it's not quite so widely accepted
as aspiring to be a doctor or teacher.
You should message me if
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You're a female or you have a beard... preferably not a combination
of the two.
I just want cute girls to play with and beards to rub my face
Please don't bother messaging me if your profile picture is a
shirtless mirror selfie.
Lastly, leave your childish romance at the door; I need someone
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