I'm not from Truro either but it appears to be the only place in Cornwall that Okcupid recognises. Still, closer than Jamaica.

I am fearless, remorseless, and shameless

I work with children

Oooo, lots of things. Skinning up, mixing killer (almost literally) cocktails, remembering lyrics, being right, thinking I am right when I am in fact horribly, horribly wrong, day dreaming, buying shoes, shouting, talking about things like I am some great authority, using the telephone, 3 point turns, creative swearing, not falling asleep at parties, megalomania, skirting the issue, obsessive compulsion, choosing gifts, writing (however, the ability to read often escapes me), squandering money, applying liquid eyeliner, remembering telephone numbers, dates and stuff, no idea why because I'm not good at maths but numbers go in and stay there. Speaking posh, sleeping in, matching lipstick to outfit and ignoring the housework.

people often tell me I look tired

Hair dye, nicotine, cups of tea, phone, my bed, My 2 husbands

'I want to go home'

Moaning in a most amplified manner about how hard I work and how knackered I am.

I can be terribly pretentious. And I love cricket. Sometimes I laugh like Popeye. Oh, and I lie about my shoe size.

you feel the need