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kiwi_bloke

29 / M / straight / Single

Auckland, New Zealand

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Ethnicity
Other
Height
6' 0" (1.82m).
Body Type
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners
Smokes
No
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Gemini but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Science / Tech / Engineering
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Kids
Pets
Languages
English

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I am scruffy, humourous, and mostly human.

My Self-Summary

Living out in the sticks a bit, and am slightly bored. Thinking about jacking it all in and sipping cocktails on the beach all day. Unfortunately, I can't afford that so will have to keep grinding away.

Likes beer, cricket, books, having a pint, and mocking over-inflated egos. Does not bite.

What I’m doing with my life

Living in the sticks, as above. Driving around to points of interest. Trying to stay warm at night, because heating does not exist here. Looking for a house to buy.

Bought a house, finally.

I’m really good at

Things that are utterly useless in the real world.

The first things people usually notice about me

Lovable smile. No, not really.

Probably the fact that I haven't shaved for two days.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Been reading comics a fair bit over the last few years- Preacher, The Invisibles, Hellblazer (though this can be a bit crap occasionally), Ex Machina, Y:The Last Man, anything by Alan Moore or Grant Morrison or Ennis or Miller is worth a look.

Quite excited about the Watchmen trailer.

Most stuff by Arthur Conan Doyle. Anything from Wisden.

A bit of Chandler. Dames and broads.

The six things I could never do without

1) Curry

2) Oxygen

3) Procrastinating

4) Wild-eyed delirium

5) A tin-opener

6) Second-hand book shops

I spend a lot of time thinking about

The Wales v England 2003 World Cup quarter final. We fucking had them on the ropes.

Cricket.

Learning to drive a motorcycle.

On a typical Friday night I am

Mocking Super 14 ELVES. Thankfully, I won't be doing that for much longer.

Also, Speights is normally involved.

You should message me if

You have a good, slightly dry sense of humour. And if you're female. If both, then so much the better.