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kiwibirdburrito

27 Tucson, AZ Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 23–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Apr 27
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 0″ (1.52m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Strictly vegan
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Very often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and very serious about it
Sign
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Rather not say
Status
Open relationship
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Esperanto (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a passionate and quirky person bursting with creativity and ideas.
I adore creating things.
I love adventures.
I'm a serial relationship girl apparently.
I'm pretty free spirited and abhor boredom.
Spontaneity drives me.
I've been told by my friends that they live vicariously through me.
Whatever that means.

Oh and I like owls. And coffee. And whiskey. And documentaries...
Thems the basics of life.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Enjoying every second of every day! No, seriously I do though. Mostly I'm trying to live rather than just "exist." Just plain existence is boring and should be a crime.

I spend my nights working in a "Clerks" like atmosphere at a local independent movie theater (I just gave myself away), and generally live quite a nocturnal existence filled with booze, art and awesome people.

Oh and I'm going to art school bt dubs.

Occasionally wishing I was a drag queen. Or Tim Curry.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Not necessarily self promoting... But really, I'm good at taking flattering pictures of people, using superfluous big words, making a mean spicy bloody mary, driving stick shift like a drag racer, wielding a hot glue gun, lighting stuff on fire, quoting Rocky Horror word for word, being a human encyclopedia, not judging you, except if you have bad spelling, wear cowboy hats or like Twilight ;) Also I'm a good cuddler. Haha.
You'll just have to find out more as you meet me...
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My chest tat - you have no idea how many times I've heard "Hey, nice birds, girrrrrrl"
I'm super short (almost bordering on little person status)
My color changing eyes,
My perpetually youthful appearance - I drink the blood of virgins so I'll be forever carded when buying cigarettes ;)

I am super open minded by the way, and probably one of the least judgmental peeps out there.
And oh yeah, I am NOT shy at all - I'm pretty blatant...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Lolita, Catcher in the Rye, Flowers for Algernon, Any of Mary Roach's or Marya Hornbacher's books

Movies: Rocky Horror, Exit Through the Gift Shop, Young Frankenstein, all of Wes Anderson's, Lars Von Trier's, Errol Morris', Jim Jarmusch's, and David Lynch's stuff.

Music: You know, all that hipster Indie shit ;) although I idolize the two great David's. Bowie and Byrne.

Food: Mmmm, anything from vegetarian pho to green corn tamales, but mostly I subsist solely on hummus... Haha.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
You said things? What if I live in a cardboard box?! What if I'm a minimalist and try not to live a consumer lifestyle?! Oh well I guess I'll wing it and try not to be too facetious... ;)
1. People (I am comforted by crowds)
2. Some method of capturing the world around me (particularly my 1970's Canon FT-B or my iPhone)
3. Music of most sorts (except Country or soft Jazz, I'm sorry)
4. Movies
5. My poseable thumbs
6. Tie between coffee and beer (Preferably not generic sludgey crap or redneck piss beer, but hey I may look like an elitist, but I'm not really)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Food and sex, honestly, and not necessarily in that order. Haha. I know you do too, but you may not actually want to say it out loud.
Other things that cross my mind occasionally are, random theories about life, composing photographs in my mind, work crap, and sleep...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either at work swimming in butter and popcorn, or out until the wee hours with various friends. Hopefully belting out 90's songs for karaoke badly but with heart. Or even better, catching a cult classic at my place of work. Probably not asleep until 3 am at least...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm willing to tell anyone anything, I'll tell the homeless dude at Circle K my life story if he's willing to listen, and vice versa.
I have a penchant for eclectic facial hair. From some swanky mutton chops to a sleek handlebar. Cause, you know, William H. Taft was one sexy mofo.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have some semblance of possessing any or all of these awesome things:
1. Honesty (even bordering on brutal honesty)
2. Sharp wit and tongue
3. Mind like a steel trap (haha)
4. Unconventionality
5. Open mindedness
6. Respectful in most ways
7. Radical kindness
8. A sense of badass-ery
9. Judgemental-free
Bonus: You're a good speller and don't wear cowboy hats

And you want to buy this kiwi bird a drink. ;)