Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a passionate and quirky person bursting with creativity and
I adore creating things.
I love adventures.
I'm a serial relationship girl apparently.
I'm pretty free spirited and abhor boredom.
Spontaneity drives me.
I've been told by my friends that they live vicariously through
Whatever that means.
Oh and I like owls. And coffee. And whiskey. And
Thems the basics of life.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Enjoying every second of every day! No, seriously I do though.
Mostly I'm trying to live rather than just "exist." Just plain
existence is boring and should be a crime.
I spend my nights working in a "Clerks" like atmosphere at a local
independent movie theater (I just gave myself away), and generally
live quite a nocturnal existence filled with booze, art and awesome
Oh and I'm going to art school bt dubs.
Occasionally wishing I was a drag queen. Or Tim Curry.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Not necessarily self promoting... But really, I'm good at taking
flattering pictures of people, using superfluous big words, making
a mean spicy bloody mary, driving stick shift like a drag racer,
wielding a hot glue gun, lighting stuff on fire, quoting Rocky
Horror word for word, being a human encyclopedia, not judging you,
except if you have bad spelling, wear cowboy hats or like Twilight
;) Also I'm a good cuddler. Haha.
You'll just have to find out more as you meet me...
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My chest tat - you have no idea how many times I've heard "Hey,
nice birds, girrrrrrl"
I'm super short (almost bordering on little person status)
My color changing eyes,
My perpetually youthful appearance - I drink the blood of virgins
so I'll be forever carded when buying cigarettes ;)
I am super open minded by the way, and probably one of the least
judgmental peeps out there.
And oh yeah, I am NOT shy at all - I'm pretty blatant...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Lolita, Catcher in the Rye, Flowers for Algernon, Any of
Mary Roach's or Marya Hornbacher's books
Movies: Rocky Horror, Exit Through the Gift Shop, Young
Frankenstein, all of Wes Anderson's, Lars Von Trier's, Errol
Morris', Jim Jarmusch's, and David Lynch's stuff.
Music: You know, all that hipster Indie shit ;) although I idolize
the two great David's. Bowie and Byrne.
Food: Mmmm, anything from vegetarian pho to green corn tamales, but
mostly I subsist solely on hummus... Haha.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
You said things? What if I live in a cardboard box?! What if I'm a
minimalist and try not to live a consumer lifestyle?! Oh well I
guess I'll wing it and try not to be too facetious... ;)
1. People (I am comforted by crowds)
2. Some method of capturing the world around me (particularly my
1970's Canon FT-B or my iPhone)
3. Music of most sorts (except Country or soft Jazz, I'm
5. My poseable thumbs
6. Tie between coffee and beer (Preferably not generic sludgey crap
or redneck piss beer, but hey I may look like an elitist, but I'm
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Food and sex, honestly, and not necessarily in that order. Haha. I
know you do too, but you may not actually want to say it out
Other things that cross my mind occasionally are, random theories
about life, composing photographs in my mind, work crap, and
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either at work swimming in butter and popcorn, or out until the wee
hours with various friends. Hopefully belting out 90's songs for
karaoke badly but with heart. Or even better, catching a cult
classic at my place of work. Probably not asleep until 3 am at
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm willing to tell anyone anything, I'll tell the homeless dude at
Circle K my life story if he's willing to listen, and vice
I have a penchant for eclectic facial hair. From some swanky mutton
chops to a sleek handlebar. Cause, you know, William H. Taft was
one sexy mofo.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have some semblance of possessing any or all of these awesome
1. Honesty (even bordering on brutal honesty)
2. Sharp wit and tongue
3. Mind like a steel trap (haha)
5. Open mindedness
6. Respectful in most ways
7. Radical kindness
8. A sense of badass-ery
Bonus: You're a good speller and don't wear cowboy hats
And you want to buy this kiwi bird a drink. ;)
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