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New Zealander living in Berlin. I write dog obituaries for a
living. (I don't, I'm actually Vin Diesel's therapist).
I'm sex positive, like guy and girls - especially the weird ones.
Confident in sexuality. Alway open to new ideas and thoughts. I
like widening my mind, through art, music, and new people.
I'm definitely an extrovert - I love going out, finding new bars
and meeting new people. Smoking menthols in the clubs, nibbling
mystery pills, riding around Berlin.
I also love reading thick histories and English classics. Drinking
beer in the shower / dicks / women.
Making terrible music, getting high. Beach-house and dream pop.
Taking apart projectors. Dancing. Reading history and travel.
I like the poignancy of everyday moments, subtleties in peoples
expressions. How complex humans can be. What the person opposite me
in the ubahn is thinking. #pinkwinemakesmeslutty
I'm taking swing dance lessons at the moment which is a really fun
challenge. I used to be really enthusiastic about practicing German
and apparently I have an Austrian accent.
Shout out to all my pears!
Let's get weird.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a dog masseuse (lying) / programmer. I work the minimal amount
possible - life's too short, and there's so much to see. I spend
the rest living and travelling around Europe.
Dancing. Sneaking beer into bars. Confiding in my cactus. Taking
opportunistic photographs with minimal mega-pixels.
Wearing sunglasses, even in bed.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Conversation, meeting people, intimacy, riding a bike drunk.
Trying new things. I love new experiences - even if they aren't
always good, I feel like bad experiences are better than none. I
like being out of my comfort zone.
Finding common ground. I love talking to and meeting new people.
There's always a common interest - you just need to find it.
Remembering moments that other people may have forgotten.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My manly musk... no just joking. Probably my striking good looks -
ah, I can't stop. Possibly that I'm straining every muscle in my
face trying to understand their German.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I like dark novels like Lolita, Picture of Dorian Grey, Perfume and
Great Gatsby. I call that genre "Dissolute Gentry". I've also been
really into the classics: Age of Innocence, Villette, Of Human
Currently reading a dense history of Berlin and it's really adding
new colour to the experience. For instance:
For films anything Wes Anderson or Scorcese. Her, The Master and
Blue is the Warmest colour are absolute favourites right now. The
latter was heart rending - could definitely relate.
Music is super important for me. So many memories have a
soundtrack. Father John Misty is killing it
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music / Drugs
Sex and fucking
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
3D printed dildos.
When will the bass drop?
How can I tactfully leave this party.
Past sexual experiences.
Those amazing moments when someone shares something private.
The things good and bad that humans do to each other.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
In some dingy Neukölln haunt, making plans with friends.
Looking into dance floor lights and thinking.
Reading on a train.
Dancing and or smoking.
Meeting new people.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I killed a man in Reno... just to watch him die.
I went to IKEA really high once. Sat in the fake childrens' room
and was petrified.
Butts need love - ain't nothing wrong with that.
I sometimes think about people more that they might realise.
You should message me if
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You wanna do something different, you're not shy or conservative.
You enjoy laughing and you neck wine.
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