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kiwijack

25 Berlin, Germany Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Apr 22
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.76m)
Body type
Athletic
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
New Zealander living in Berlin. I write dog obituaries for a living. (I don't, I'm actually Vin Diesel's therapist).

I'm sex positive, like guy and girls - especially the weird ones. Confident in sexuality. Alway open to new ideas and thoughts. I like widening my mind, through art, music, and new people.

I'm definitely an extrovert - I love going out, finding new bars and meeting new people. Smoking menthols in the clubs, nibbling mystery pills, riding around Berlin.

I also love reading thick histories and English classics. Drinking beer in the shower / dicks / women.

Making terrible music, getting high. Beach-house and dream pop. Taking apart projectors. Dancing. Reading history and travel.

I like the poignancy of everyday moments, subtleties in peoples expressions. How complex humans can be. What the person opposite me in the ubahn is thinking. #pinkwinemakesmeslutty

I'm taking swing dance lessons at the moment which is a really fun challenge. I used to be really enthusiastic about practicing German and apparently I have an Austrian accent.

Shout out to all my pears! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGf6TP6hZXc

Let's get weird.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a dog masseuse (lying) / programmer. I work the minimal amount possible - life's too short, and there's so much to see. I spend the rest living and travelling around Europe.

Dancing. Sneaking beer into bars. Confiding in my cactus. Taking opportunistic photographs with minimal mega-pixels.

Wearing sunglasses, even in bed.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Conversation, meeting people, intimacy, riding a bike drunk.

Trying new things. I love new experiences - even if they aren't always good, I feel like bad experiences are better than none. I like being out of my comfort zone.

Finding common ground. I love talking to and meeting new people. There's always a common interest - you just need to find it.

Remembering moments that other people may have forgotten.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My manly musk... no just joking. Probably my striking good looks - ah, I can't stop. Possibly that I'm straining every muscle in my face trying to understand their German.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I like dark novels like Lolita, Picture of Dorian Grey, Perfume and Great Gatsby. I call that genre "Dissolute Gentry". I've also been really into the classics: Age of Innocence, Villette, Of Human Bondage.

Currently reading a dense history of Berlin and it's really adding new colour to the experience. For instance: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dietrich_von_H%C3%BClsen-Haeseler#Death

For films anything Wes Anderson or Scorcese. Her, The Master and Blue is the Warmest colour are absolute favourites right now. The latter was heart rending - could definitely relate.

Music is super important for me. So many memories have a soundtrack. Father John Misty is killing it https://vimeo.com/38563822
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Memories
Music / Drugs
Sex and fucking
Friends
New ideas
Happiness
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
3D printed dildos.
When will the bass drop?
How can I tactfully leave this party.
Past sexual experiences.
Those amazing moments when someone shares something private.
The things good and bad that humans do to each other.
Balls.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
In some dingy Neukölln haunt, making plans with friends.
Looking into dance floor lights and thinking.
Reading on a train.
Dancing and or smoking.
Meeting new people.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I killed a man in Reno... just to watch him die.

I went to IKEA really high once. Sat in the fake childrens' room and was petrified.

Butts need love - ain't nothing wrong with that.

I sometimes think about people more that they might realise.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You wanna do something different, you're not shy or conservative. You enjoy laughing and you neck wine.

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