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kiwijack

26 Berlin, Germany Man

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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 7:50am
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.76m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
New Zealander living in Berlin. I write dog obituaries for a living. (I don't, I'm actually Vin Diesel's therapist). Life's too short too, I want to experience everything, good and bad.

I'm definitely an extrovert - I love going out, finding new bars and meeting new people. Love to dance in some filthy basement club or at home with someone as the sun comes up. Enjoy smoking menthols in the club, nibbling mystery pills, riding around Berlin.

OpenAirs, laughing with friends, smoking on the dance floor, sitting by the cannal, eating frightfully cheap kebaps.

I also love reading thick histories and English classics, drinking beer in the shower, people watching and laughing at all the odd sights Berlin has to offer.

I'm sex positive, like guy and girls - especially the weird ones. Confident in sexuality and kink scene. Alway open to new ideas and thoughts. I like widening my mind, through art, music, and new people.

Shout out to all my pears! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGf6TP6hZXc

Let's get weird.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a dog masseuse (lying), I repair pianos. I work the minimal amount possible and spend the rest living and travelling around Europe. I think I've visited every country in the EU now but my heart is in Berlin.

Dancing. Sneaking beer into bars. Confiding in my cactus (RIP Mr Prickles). Taking opportunistic photographs with minimal mega-pixels.

Wearing sunglasses, even in bed.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Conversation, meeting people, intimacy, riding a bike drunk.

Trying new things. I love new experiences - even if they aren't always good, I feel like bad experiences are better than none. I like being out of my comfort zone.

Writing shitty poetry http://yourownprivatetragedy.tumblr.com

Finding common ground. I love talking to and meeting new people. There's always a common interest - you just need to find it.

Remembering moments that other people may have forgotten.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My manly musk... no just joking. Probably my striking good looks - ah, I can't stop. Possibly that I'm straining every muscle in my face trying to understand their German.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I like dark novels like Lolita, Picture of Dorian Grey, Perfume and Great Gatsby. I call that genre "Dissolute Gentry". I've also been really into the classics: Age of Innocence, Villette, Of Human Bondage.

Currently reading a dense history of Berlin and it's really adding new colour to the experience. For instance: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dietrich_von_H%C3%BClsen-Haeseler#Death

For films anything Wes Anderson or Scorcese. Her, The Master and Blue is the Warmest colour are absolute favourites right now. The latter was heart rending - could definitely relate.

Music is super important for me. So many memories have a soundtrack. Father John Misty is killing it https://vimeo.com/38563822
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Memories
Music / Drugs
Sex and fucking
Friends
New ideas
Happiness
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Will it blend? (still unsure on plastic bags)
When will the bass drop?
How can I tactfully leave this party.
Past sexual experiences.
The things good and bad that humans do to each other.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
In some dingy Neukölln haunt, making plans with friends.
Looking into dance floor lights and thinking.
Reading on a train.
Dancing and or smoking.
Meeting new people.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I killed a man in Reno... just to watch him die.

I went to IKEA really high once. Sat in the fake childrens' room and was petrified.

I sometimes think about people more that they might realise.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You wanna do something different, you're not shy or conservative. You enjoy laughing and you neck wine. You feel like finding a fun event or dancing at an openair as the sun goes down. Bring it on!