My friends usually describe me as fun, loyal, and sassy. I like to go out drinking and dancing when I can, which recently seems to be somewhat often! My drunk personality is described as either happy, horny, or both. Usually both.
This is what two of my best friends wrote about me and I thought they were funny and fairly accurate so I'm using them:
Tom is like that cougar mom with fake boobs who might have hooked up with one of her sons football buddies. Okay he really did. We call him daddy but not for sexual reasons (ok sometimes for sexual reasons), but mostly because he won't let us blast the music in our hostel room; which is weird cause he's also pretty spontaneous and loves ending up in interesting situations that might sometimes be a bit dangerous. He's a natural caregiver (probably picked a good profession by being a nurse) and is always supportive of his friends even though most of them are fucking insane (he tends to associate with his own kind). He loves da beaches and da clubs. Take him out for drinks and don't be a sleazeball.
Tom is one of a kind. He is a very happy guy, and can turn any troubled situation into a good one. His smile is contagious, and has a very positive, optimistic outlook on life. He is a sassy little gay man with a curvaceous booty. He is very thoughtful and mindful of others around him. Tom is a loyal friend and would
go out of his way to help a friend in need (unless you are really annoying, obnoxious, or a downright idiot, then his “bitch” side comes out to play).