my dog is a cat / my brother is a carcrash / and i have good teeth.
or how about:
the kettle is boiled / would anyone like a tea / no biscuits at all.
i hope this has been informative.
ps: if you're christian, thats cool, but my tests are not to be taken seriously, so please stop sending me mails about how offensive i am. thanks!
I am carbon - based, 90% water, and a large prime number