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kkkaylee

21 F Plainview, TX

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:29am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Often
Religion
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
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*nsfw*

Do you got a map? Cos Im gettin' lost in your eyes. And can you tell me if there is an airport nearby, cos I cant tell if a plane is leavin, or if my heart is just taking off for you. You got a band-aid? I just scraped my knee fallin fo you, baby cakes. There isn't even a word in the dictionary for how good you look and if there were, you'd be fine print. Also, I think you got something in your eye... Oh, wait, its a sparkle. Heh.

I dunno what to say in this. I like doing things. Ya know, like reading, eating and sometimes drinking. I also really love me some karaoke.

I get really silly when Im tired and laugh at the dumbest things. I find humor in almost everything. I like wearing sweaters two sizes too big and Im not offended when someone calls them a "Bill Cosby sweater." I like dancing like a hoochie and I also like dancing like a complete spazz. I like teasing people. I like rocks. ALOT. Really, I just like a lot of things.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
1. Studying math and wanting to throw someone in a dumpster out of frustration. u.u
2. Blessing the earth with my presence.
3. Eating a lot of rice.
4. Eating a lot of burritos.
5. Watching the back of my eyelids.
6. Eating a lot of poptarts.
7. Listening to a lot of music.
8. Laughing too loudly.
9. Misspelling words on my phone.
10. Drinking a lot of coffee.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Losing my keys, dancing like a creep, and Im good at burning my mouth on super hot food. I do it on the daily.

Ha. In all seriousness, I'm good at being myself and being happy.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Probably that I'm saying something extremely inappropriate whether it be a joke or my weird conversations.

That or my butt.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I love reading. And because I love Microsoft Excel, I have a spreadsheet of all of the books I've read in the last 5 years sorted in groups of "good," "ok," and "suck ass books." Ha. A few of my favs: Anything by Terry Pratchett, Hunger - Knut Hamsun, Slaughter House 5 - Vonnegut, A Spot of Bother- Mark Haddon, Cat's Eye - Margaret Atwood, and Choke - Chuck Palahnuik.

Mooovies - I like mostly comedies. Some favs: A Few Good Men, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, Tommy Boy, This is Spinal Tap, The Big Lebowski, The Hangover, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, and When Harry Met Sally. If I find anyone on here that can watch John Wayne movies all hours of the day, I'll probably swoon and ask them to marry me. I can get down to a John Wayne movie any day or time of the week.

Music - I listen to a lot. My favorite band is Nada Surf. Favs: Brand New, The Honorary Title, MEIKO!!!!, The Ink Spots, Mansions, FM Radio, Johnny Cash, The Replacements, The Lumineers, Death Cab, Seahaven, Jenny Owen Youngs, Willie Nelson, Modest Mouse Placebo, Vanessa Carlton, Balance and Composure, The Hush Sound, Motion City Soundtrack, Transit, Eminem, Kanye West, Aerosmith, Title Fight, Cold War Kids, Elton John, Relient K Streetlight Manifesto and Ill listen to anything Motown.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Unicorns, oompa loompas, aliens, wands, galaxy guns, and of course that pot o' gold at the end of every rainbow.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Believe me, you do not want to know what goes on in this mind. It just runs rampant.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
20 cups of coffee deep talking about favorite fictional characters and sex positions.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I smoke copious amounts of weed so if you're about that life my door is always open. (o:
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends
You should message me if
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You could always message me if you think we'd be two peas in a pod. Or, if you wanna smoke a bowl.

If you're one of those people who is going to look at my profile a million times, you may as well just message me and get it over with.
Stalkers: Holla!