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klabuz

28 M New York, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–28
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Aside from a three month stint learning how to bootstrap yield curves in London, I've been living in the East Village since I graduated college in 2008. I love walking around, exploring the city (want to trek to the exotic corners of Brooklyn and Queens), and sampling New York's great restaurants (and, let's be honest, the food trucks). I'm a devoted Greenmarket fan who's itching to find a spot that rivals London's Borough Market, which is perhaps my favorite place in the world. I sport Sperry Top-siders and have an immense gratitude for the inventor of Tide pens (mustard and I have a love-hate relationship). I grew up just outside the Catskills and went to college in Pittsburgh. This combination has given me a great appreciation for the outdoors, the Steelers, and cheap six-packs. But, for the record, I take my scotch neat and my martinis with a twist.

I once walked 11 miles for a sandwich. It was worth it.

I love traveling and recently took a trip to South Afica and Mozambiquen. I'm currently planning a trip to Vietnam (suggestions appreciated). Whether it be an afternoon in the park, taking a jog along the East River, or going to a ball game, I enjoy being outside. That said, I don't wear sunscreen as often as I should.
What I’m doing with my life
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Equity research (covering internet stocks), though I'm mulling business school (partially because this would afford me a few months of travel). Eventually like to work for myself. Possibly in a food truck.
I’m really good at
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Reaching things on the top shelve, making people laugh, shucking oysters, making slightly obscure pop culture references.

I'd like to add making guacamole to this list, but that's a work in progress.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Shows: Arrested Development, Arrested Development, Arrested Development, 30 Rock, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Game of Thrones, Summer Heights High, Glee, and Arrested Development.

Books: The Signal and the Noise, A Confederacy of Dunces, The Catcher in the Rye, Me Talk Pretty One Day, A Farewell to Arms. Not books per se, but The Economist, Grantland, the Dining & Wine and Travel sections of the New York Times, NY Mag's Approval Matrix and Grub Street.

Films: The Graduate, The Usual Suspects, Pulp Fiction, Fired Up, American Beauty, A Brief Encounter, Doctor Zhivago, Bridge on the River Kwai.

Neither are favorites, but given the choice between Billy Madison and Happy Gilmore, I'm solidly in the Billy Madison camp.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Hot sauce
Arrested Development
Lonely Planet travel guides
Sperry Top Siders
Trader Joe's
People who can laugh at themselves
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I really like the song Firework by Katy Perry. A lot.
You should message me if
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You've got a knack for picking the shortest line at Whole Foods.