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  • Ages 23–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Apr 9
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body type
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Art / Music / Writing
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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Writer. Film maker. I make a lot of obscure references. Sometimes I pretend to be in The Hold Steady or The Gaslight Anthem. Once someone almost bought it.

I spend way too much time watching old movies and rambling about soccer.
What I’m doing with my life
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Following the Tarentino theory of film school. Slinging Stir-fry to support my DVD habit. Making bad puns. Occasionally playing soccer. Currently making a short film, and writing several others. Just joined writing staff of a local soccer website. In short: I write a lot about things most American's don't really care about.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Obscure references, bad jokes, and on the fly parody songs.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm awkward in a cute way. I would have thought it'd have been the hat.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: I'm a fan of books that aren't easily defined, the slipstream stuff. I'm also partial to classic sci-fi, fantasy, and old pulp detective stories. I also read plenty on film making, soccer, and old true crime books. Favorite novels are, in rough order: American Gods, Pattern Recognition, and House of Leaves.

Film is my passion. A list of favorites would be a mile long and nowhere near inclusive, so I'll just say I'll watch any film noir, adore the French New Wave, and David Lynch and Orson Welles are never far from my DVD player. I got unreasonably excited when I heard The Other Side of the Wind is finally getting released. If you know what I'm talking about please message me. I had a love affair with the TV series LOST that I'm still not over, though Game of Thrones and True Detective are helping me move past it. I'll watch anything once, and if you've got an obscure recommendation I welcome it. Or even non-obscure. If you love the Criterion Collection we will get along fine. Though I also have a soft spot for Ed Wood, both the man and the film...

Music: Right now I'm all about the Revival Tour style folk punk like Chuck Ragan, Frank Turner, and Dave Hause. The Gaslight Anthem may be my spirit animal. I tried to run away and join Arcade Fire. When I was sixteen I was a total goth kid, so I'm very familiar with The Cure, Joy Division, and Nine Inch Nails. And other, more... embarrassing... bands.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
writing, film, music, soccer, internet, people. To quote Saint Joe Strummer: "Without people, you're nothing."
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
That Lumière moment, when the lights go down and you feel as if you're stepping in to a new world, one you've never visited before. That perfect moment, where the simplest images dive deep in to the depths of our subconscious to connect with something deeper. The train arriving at the station. A new world being born. A person, a screen, and a lifetime of images.

(This has been unchanged for a while because I just can't bring myself to change it. One of my favorite paragraphs I've ever written.)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Typically watching and movie or working on writing a new one. Often with a good beer in hand. Occasionally out at a bar, also with good beer in hand.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I love that stupid Narwhal song.
You should message me if
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You need more puns or obscure references in your life. Or you're bored. Or just because.