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klandis1988

26 M Columbus, OH

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 23–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:25pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Writer. Film maker. I make a lot of obscure references. Sometimes I pretend to be in The Hold Steady or The Gaslight Anthem. Once someone almost bought it.

I spend way too much time watching old movies and rambling about soccer.
What I’m doing with my life
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Following the Tarentino theory of film school. Slinging Stir-fry to support my DVD habit. Making bad puns. Occasionally playing soccer. Somehow made a short film in 48 hours. And it didn't even suck.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Obscure references, bad jokes, and on the fly parody songs.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm awkward in a cute way. I would have thought it'd have been the hat.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: I'm a fan of books that aren't easily defined, the slipstream stuff like House of Leaves and American Gods. I'm also partial to classic sci-fi, fantasy, and old pulp detective stories. I also read plenty on film making, soccer, and old true crime books.

Film is my passion. A list of favorites would be a mile long and nowhere near inclusive, so I'll just say I'll watch any film noir, adore the French New Wave, and David Lynch and Orson Welles are never far from my DVD player. I'll watch anything once, and if you've got an obscure recommendation I welcome it. Or even non-obscure.

Music: Right now I'm all about the Revival Tour style folk punk like Chuck Ragan, Frank Turner, and Dave Hause. In my younger years it was more NIN, Joy Division, and The Cure. Tomorrow it may be different again...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
writing, film, music, soccer, internet, people. To quote Saint Joe Strummer: "Without people, you're nothing."
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
That Lumière moment, when the lights go down and you feel as if you're stepping in to a new world, one you've never visited before. That perfect moment, where the simplest images dive deep in to the depths of our subconscious to connect with something deeper. The train arriving at the station. A new world being born. A person, a screen, and a lifetime of images.

(This has been unchanged for a while because I just can't bring myself to change it. One of my favorite paragraphs I've ever written.)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out, watching soccer or old movies, having a good beer.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am (apparently) the only nerdy guy who doesn't watch Dr. Who.
You should message me if
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You aim to misbehave. Or you get that reference.