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klaxonfarming

31 Boulder, CO Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–39
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 9:37pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on masters program
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English, Chinese
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Ruggedly handsome bastard.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Masters. I've decided to do school forever.
I work with maps, so I never have to ask for directions. NEVER! I never fucking ask for directions!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Hunting monsters while sporting scruff.
Sometimes I play instruments.
I killed a centaur with an oboe.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Cormac McCarthy.
Vonnegut.
Snowpiercer and other quirky movies.
Comedy Bang Bang
Postmodern Jukebox
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Funk
Commentary
Vocal Fry
Archaic words
Marshmallows
Dimmer switches
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Ideally you take general or specific care of yourself. You're not a hurtling meteor of un-self-aware emotion. You're not so much into the kid thing (and you don't poke holes in condoms). And you're smart. Smart covers many sins.

And if I ask you why you're cool and your reason is "I'm pretty?" probably not my schtick.