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klaxonfarming

31 Boulder, CO Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–39
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 8:52pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English, Chinese

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I write, I play with my dog, I play-teach my dog to write, I sometimes answer my phone. There's a leather bound guitar next to the mahogany ottoman in my apartment. I take pictures of snow. Allegedly I'm INTJ. I went hiking yesterday with my dog. I tried to get her to write about it. Little bitch said no.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Second degree. I've decided to do school forever.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Hunting monsters while sporting scruff.
Sometimes I play instruments.
I once killed a centaur with an oboe.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Cormac McCarthy.
Vonnegut.
Snowpiercer and other quirky movies.
Comedy Bang Bang
Postmodern Jukebox
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Galimaufry
Archaic words
Marshmallows
Vocal Fry
Creative conversation
Dimmer switches
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Ideally you take general or specific care of yourself. You're not a hurtling meteor of un-self-aware emotion. You're not necessarily into the kid thing (and you don't poke holes in condoms). And you're smart. Smart covers many sins.

And if I ask you why you're cool and your reason is "I'm pretty?" probably not my schtick.