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kloii

25 / F / bisexual / Single

Ottawa, Ontario, Canada

The Skinny

Last Online
Join Date
Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 4" (1.64m).
Body Type
Curvy
Looking For
New friends, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism and laughing about it
Sign
Aries and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on two-year college
Job
Hospitality / Travel
Income
Rather not say
Kids
—
Pets
Likes dogs and Owns cats
Languages
English (Fluently), Arabic, French (Fluently), Italian, German

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I am devilish, perverse, and spontaneous.

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My Self-Summary

I was born at the age of 5 in a derelect soviet orphanage. By 10, I was roaming the streets of Manhattan looking for abandonned stuffed toys. Somehow, I grew up into a woman. Not quite sure how that happened.

What I’m doing with my life

I smoke, I eat, I drink and sleep.
Occasionally, I go to the toilet or have a shower in my outdoor watertank.

I’m really good at

making people cry

The first things people usually notice about me

my third arm

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

(a)The Beastly Beatitudes of Balthazar B by J.P. Donleavy. Anything by Roald Dahl (My oncle oswald, Kiss Kiss...), His dark materials trilogy, Everything is illuminated by Jonathan Safran Foer, Dracula, Memoirs of a geisha, Trainspotting, L'assomoir by Emile Zola, the discworld novels, Die Zoobahnhoff Jungen, Rhinoceros by Ionesco,The conference of the birds, Ruyard kippling, Waiting for Godot, The Satanic Verses, Les Fleurs du Mal by baudelaire, the Transmetropolitan comic series. (b)Lunavy by svankmeyer, Amores Peros, Ciudad de dios, Fantasia, Bugsy malone, Ma femme est une actrice, Zaitoichi, Garden State, Il postino, Irreversible, I <3 Huckabees, Plague dogs]], [Kill Bill, West beiruth, Erasorhead, Tetsuo, Le diner de cons, The orpheus trilogy by cocteau, Music: Too much to list. let's just say that I probably have the most ecclectic tastes in music of anybody you have ever met, and have so much stuff that you will never even have heard of and genres that you didnt even know existed. Appart from RnB which I fucking Loathe. oh and britney spearsy stuff.
d) my favorite foods are good cheese on toast(recipe listed below), fish soup, foie gras, lump fish roe, crab, horse, yogurt, cheese, pistachio, rillette, bread,profiteroles.

The six things I could never do without

After much much thinking, I've come to the conclusion that it would be a gun, a rope, something to hang the rope off, Cyanide, dose of heroine, and the equipment to inject it. Reason being, I cannot decide what 6 things I would be willing to restrict myself to and whatever choice I made, I would live to regret not making another. This way, I get to taste the fabled marvels of the first hit of heroine and then have several attempts at killing myself which is much better than living such a horrible life as one where only 6 items were at my disposal.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

you

On a typical Friday night I am

Shooting pheasants off the top of parliament

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I used to go to school with saddam's (peace be upon him) nephew.

You should message me if

you are who I think you are.

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