24 Geelong, Australia
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My self-summary
Hey im Kris, i come from the land of the ice and snow, from the midnight sun where the hot springs flow. i like allot of weird stuff and generally live to feel and experience cool things, huge storms and going to the beach and skinny dipping while thunder and lightning crash in the distance, thats my favorite thing. Im not your average dude, the best thing about me is that i always try hard at everything i do and my friends tell me im really fun to be around, the worst part about me is that i have tunnel vision in life and i dont always see the big picture.
My personality is ESTP.
What I’m doing with my life
currently a student (becoming a teacher) working part time, wanting to work and study of shore. doing jiujitsu and muay thai but im thinking about other martial arts all the time, reading, writing, whittling, learning crappy songs on guitar, planning my houses total world domination through my marriages with other noble houses
I’m really good at
i am really good at opening jars and removing dangerous insects from homes, making/fixing things, making jokes and i can smash you in crash team racing. i found this really hard to answer, like I'm really good at smelling things and making bad guy voices, but I'm really not sure exactly what to put here
The first things people usually notice about me
probably my height, my long hair or maybe, just maybe... my obscenely thick neck
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: im currently reading a song of ice and fire, but i love the lord of the rings, the hobbit, dan brown books, stephen king and marvel comics

too many movies to name at the moment

Shows: sons of anarchy, vikings, game of thrones, breaking bad, south park, rick and morty, fullmetal alchemist, fairy tail, one punch man, helsing ultimate, gurren lagan, heaps of youtube shows like big lez show etc, i mostly like shows with characters i can relate too

Music, my favorite bands at the moment are:
fleshgod apocalypse
tony danza tap dancing extravaganza
kings of leon
amon amarth
the doors
cannibal corpse
smashing pumpkins
infant annihilator
there are 100's others that i love but this is what im listening too ATM

Food: i love mostly mexican food, but i also like chinese, thai, south african, dutch, german, korean, japanese and indian food too. i can cook amazing authentic mexican food
The six things I could never do without
as long as my body is in good condition i could live without everything i have, id miss my friends though
I spend a lot of time thinking about
running away to a nordic country and living in the woods. zombie apocalypse (i have a great plan by the way) cool things to try, my mistakes and how to fix them
On a typical Friday night I am
training juijitsu or hanging out with my mates, these days im working till midnight, saving them fat stacks
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
i used to post on craigslist to fight people when i was an edgy teenager obsessed with fight club
You should message me if
if you're not boring and want to have fun.