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klubsanwich

29 Denver, CO Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 10:08am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.77m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Technology
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Portuguese (Poorly), C++ (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
A personality test once described me as:
logical, analytical, curious, quiet, reserved, independent, and spontaneous.

It was pretty accurate.

I am also a:
humanist, naturalist, engineer, beer snob, unshakable progressive, and aspiring philosopher king.

I'm weird, but I know how to own it. I can fix your computer. I can dance. I'm polite with a dirty sense of humor. I'm allergic to your cat. I am honestly 5' 9.5", and not at all offended if that's not tall enough for you. I'm a polyamorous cis male, and I think gender roles are stupid. I went to space camp when I was kid, and it was amazing. I spend way too much time in front glowing rectangles.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
After having lived my entire life on the east coast, I got sick of it and moved to Denver for a job opportunity. I fix computers and whatnot, and it requires a lot of travel.

I'm new to Denver, so I'm trying to explore as much as I can in my free time. I'm on OKCupid to make new friends ... among other things.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I have one of those can-do attitudes, so this could be a long list that I don't feel like writing. See below for a long list that I did feel like writing.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've been told I have a really positive energy. I'm pretty goofy and I smile a lot, so that's probably what they mean.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Everything is listed in chronological order. I don't know why I put so much effort into this particular section, as I don't genuinely expect you to read all of it.

The Count of Monte Cristo by Alexandre Dumas
Adventures of Huckleberry Finn by Mark Twain
The Stranger by Albert Camus
Nineteen Eighty-Four by George Orwell
The Old Man and the Sea by Ernest Hemingway
I Am Legend by Richard Matheson
The Stars My Destination by Alfred Bester
On the Road by Jack Kerouac
Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance by Robert M. Pirsig
The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams
Watchmen by Alan Moore and Dave Gibbons
RoboCop Versus The Terminator by Frank Miller and Walt Simonson
Batman: Hush by Jeph Loeb, Jim Lee, and Scott Williams

Bringing Up Baby by Howard Hawks
Star Wars by George Lucas
The Empire Strikes Back by Irvin Kershner
Evil Dead II by Sam Raimi
Predator by John McTiernan
Die Hard by John McTiernan
Batman by Tim Burton
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles by Steve Barron
Die Hard with a Vengeance by John McTiernan
The Big Lebowski by Joel and Ethan Coen
Fight Club by David Fincher
Spirited Away by Hayao Miyazaki
25th Hour by Spike Lee
Kill Bill: Volume 1 by Quentin Tarantino
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy by Adam McKay
Friday Night Lights by Peter Berg
The 40-Year Old Virgin by Judd Apatow
Beerfest by Jay Chandrasekhar
Grindhouse by Robert Rodriguez and Quentin Tarantino
WALL-E by Andrew Stanton
Inglourious Basterds by Quentin Tarantino
Exit through the Gift Shop by Banksy
Dredd by Pete Travis

The Twilight Zone by Rod Serling
Star Trek: The Next Generation by Gene Rodenberry
The Simpsons by Matt Groening
South Park by Trey Parker and Matt Stone
It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia by Rob McElhenney
Breaking Bad by Vince Gilligan
Community by Dan Harmon
Archer by Adam Reed
Game of Thrones by David Benioff and D.B. Weiss

Pet Sounds by the Beach Boys
The White Album by the Beatles
A Night at the Opera by Queen
Legacy of Brutality by the Misfits
Graceland by Paul Simon
The Black Album by Metallica
Enter the Wu-Tang (36 Chambers) by Wu-Tang Clan
Weezer (Blue) by Weezer
Dookie by Green Day
Aquemini by OutKast
In The Aeroplane Over the Sea by Neutral Milk Hotel
S&M by Metallica
Stankonia by OutKast
Bleed American by Jimmy Eat World
Tenacious D by Tenacious D
I Am Hollywood by He Is Legend
Hypermagic Mountain by Lightning Bolt
Tacoma Mockingbird by Eliot Lipp
Hair Guitar by Copy
LP by Discovery
This is Happening by LCD Soundsystem
Cults by Cults
Random Access Memories by Daft Punk
Reflektor by Arcade Fire
St. Vincent by St. Vincent

Tacos
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music, all the time
A hoodie when it's cold, shorts when it's hot
Steelers
Mirth
Whimsy
Adventures
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
"What would Batman do?"
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
out and about. Sleep can wait till Saturday.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're at least a little bit evil. I consider this more of a test of your objectivity, and less about your moral character.