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My self-summary
A personality test once described me as:
logical, analytical, curious, quiet, reserved, independent, and spontaneous.

It was pretty accurate.

I am also a:
humanist, naturalist, engineer, beer snob, unshakable progressive, polyamorous bachelor, and surprisingly competent dancer.

I'm from the east coast, but I'm quickly adapting this wild wild west. I can fix your computer (but you have to buy me a drink first). I'm polite with a dirty sense of humor. I'm allergic to your cat. I am honestly 5' 9.5", and not at all offended if that's not tall enough for you. In fact, I'm rarely offended by anything, even direct insults. Scratch that, I'm very offended by people who litter. I think gender roles are stupid. I lived in NYC for ten years, and it was pretty cool. I went to space camp when I was kid, and it was freaking amazing. The way to my heart is through my stomach. I spend way too much time in front glowing rectangles.
What I’m doing with my life
I have a serious job that I sometimes take seriously. It involves computers and whatnot. It requires a lot of travel, which is fantastic.

What I do when I'm not working changes from season to season. I really enjoy exploring my new home.
I’m really good at
I don't like this section. "Good" is a relative term and leaves too much room for subjectivity. Instead, I'll list the things that I enjoy doing, in no particular order. By some measure, I am good at some of these things.

Playing soccer, playing foosball, dancing, climbing, hiking, skiing, paddle boarding, swimming, math, puzzles, discourse, clearing out dungeons, trivia, traveling, learning, making friends with people, making friends with dogs, eating, drinking, and sometimes doing nothing at all.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm burning through the sky. Two hundred degrees, that's why they call me Mister Fahrenheit.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Everything is listed in the chronological order of the works' debuts. I don't know why I put so much effort into this particular section, as I don't genuinely expect you to read all of it.

The Count of Monte Cristo by Alexandre Dumas
Adventures of Huckleberry Finn by Mark Twain
The Stranger by Albert Camus
Nineteen Eighty-Four by George Orwell
The Old Man and the Sea by Ernest Hemingway
I Am Legend by Richard Matheson
The Stars My Destination by Alfred Bester
On the Road by Jack Kerouac
Cat's Cradle by Kurt Vonnegut
Welcome to the Monkey House by Kurt Vonnegut
Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance by Robert M. Pirsig
The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams
Watchmen by Alan Moore and Dave Gibbons
RoboCop Versus The Terminator by Frank Miller and Walt Simonson
Batman: Hush by Jeph Loeb, Jim Lee, and Scott Williams

Bringing Up Baby by Howard Hawks
Star Wars by George Lucas
The Empire Strikes Back by Irvin Kershner
Evil Dead II by Sam Raimi
Predator by John McTiernan
Die Hard by John McTiernan
Batman by Tim Burton
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles by Steve Barron
Die Hard with a Vengeance by John McTiernan
The Big Lebowski by Joel and Ethan Coen
Fight Club by David Fincher
Spirited Away by Hayao Miyazaki
25th Hour by Spike Lee
Kill Bill: Volume 1 by Quentin Tarantino
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy by Adam McKay
Friday Night Lights by Peter Berg
The 40-Year Old Virgin by Judd Apatow
Beerfest by Jay Chandrasekhar
Grindhouse by Robert Rodriguez and Quentin Tarantino
WALL-E by Andrew Stanton
Inglourious Basterds by Quentin Tarantino
Exit through the Gift Shop by Banksy
Dredd by Pete Travis
Boyhood by Richard Linklater
Mad Max: Fury Road by George Miller

The Twilight Zone by Rod Serling
Star Trek: The Next Generation by Gene Rodenberry
The Simpsons by Matt Groening
South Park by Trey Parker and Matt Stone
It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia by Rob McElhenney
Breaking Bad by Vince Gilligan
Community by Dan Harmon
Archer by Adam Reed
Game of Thrones by David Benioff and D.B. Weiss
Broad City by Ilana Glazer and Abbi Jacobson

Pet Sounds by the Beach Boys
The White Album by the Beatles
A Night at the Opera by Queen
Legacy of Brutality by the Misfits
Ride the Lightning by Metallica
Graceland by Paul Simon
The Black Album by Metallica
Enter the Wu-Tang (36 Chambers) by Wu-Tang Clan
Weezer (Blue) by Weezer
Dookie by Green Day
Aquemini by OutKast
In The Aeroplane Over the Sea by Neutral Milk Hotel
Stankonia by OutKast
Bleed American by Jimmy Eat World
Tenacious D by Tenacious D
I Am Hollywood by He Is Legend
Hypermagic Mountain by Lightning Bolt
Tacoma Mockingbird by Eliot Lipp
Hair Guitar by Copy
LP by Discovery
This is Happening by LCD Soundsystem
Cults by Cults
Big Black Delta by Big Black Delta
Reflektor by Arcade Fire
St. Vincent by St. Vincent

I eat so many sandwiches. According to conventional wisdom, I am mostly sandwich. I also enjoy Mexican food.
The six things I could never do without
Music, all the time
A sensible pair of socks
I spend a lot of time thinking about
"What would Batman do?"
On a typical Friday night I am
out and about. Sleep can wait till Saturday.
You should message me if
You're at least a little bit evil.
You're enamored by nerds.
You're 420 friendly.
You'd go dancing with me.
You know what polyamory is, and you're cool with it.
We're at least an 80% match (it really does matter).

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