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28 M Brooklyn, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
May 31
5′ 10″ (1.77m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
When drinking
Other, and laughing about it
Graduated from masters program
Science / Engineering
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Portuguese (Poorly), C++ (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
A personality test once described me thusly:
logical, analytical, curious, quiet, reserved, independent, and spontaneous.

It was pretty accurate.

How I would describe myself:
humanist, naturalist, engineer, beer snob, liberal, and aspiring philosopher king.

I'm weird, but I know how to own it. I can fix your computer. I can dance. I'm almost always sleep deprived. I'm polite with a dirty sense of humor. I'm allergic to your cat. I eschew traditional gender roles in public. I'm a D in private. I went to space camp when I was kid, and it was amazing. I'm going to Brazil this summer to watch the World Cup, and I'm very excited. I spend way too much time in front glowing rectangles.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm giving myself roughly one more year in NYC. At that point, it will have been a 10 year stay, which I feel is enough.

Until then, I hope to keep things as interesting as possible.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
spinning my keys around my index finger like they're a six-shooter before sticking them in my pocket.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've been told I have a really positive energy. This city hasn't ruined me yet.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Everything is listed in chronological order. I don't know why I put so much effort into this particular section, as I don't genuinely expect you to read all of it.

The Count of Monte Cristo by Alexandre Dumas
Adventures of Huckleberry Finn by Mark Twain
Nineteen Eighty-Four by George Orwell
The Old Man and the Sea by Ernest Hemingway
I Am Legend by Richard Matheson
The Stars My Destination by Alfred Bester
On the Road by Jack Kerouac
Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance by Robert M. Pirsig
The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams
Watchmen by Alan Moore and Dave Gibbons
RoboCop Versus The Terminator by Frank Miller and Walt Simonson
Batman: Hush by Jeph Loeb, Jim Lee, and Scott Williams

Bringing Up Baby by Howard Hawks
Star Wars by George Lucas
The Empire Strikes Back by Irvin Kershner
Evil Dead II by Sam Raimi
Predator by John McTiernan
Die Hard by John McTiernan
Batman by Tim Burton
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles by Steve Barron
Die Hard with a Vengeance by John McTiernan
The Big Lebowski by Joel and Ethan Coen
Fight Club by David Fincher
Spirited Away by Hayao Miyazaki
25th Hour by Spike Lee
Kill Bill: Volume 1 by Quentin Tarantino
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy by Adam McKay
Friday Night Lights by Peter Berg
The 40-Year Old Virgin by Judd Apatow
Beerfest by Jay Chandrasekhar
Grindhouse by Robert Rodriguez and Quentin Tarantino
WALL-E by Andrew Stanton
Inglourious Basterds by Quentin Tarantino
Exit through the Gift Shop by Banksy
Dredd by Pete Travis

Star Trek: The Next Generation by Gene Rodenberry
The Simpsons by Matt Groening
South Park by Trey Parker and Matt Stone
It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia by Rob McElhenney
Breaking Bad by Vince Gilligan
Community by Dan Harmon
Archer by Adam Reed
Game of Thrones by David Benioff and D.B. Weiss

Pet Sounds by the Beach Boys
The White Album by the Beatles
A Night at the Opera by Queen
Legacy of Brutality by the Misfits
The Black Album by Metallica
Enter the Wu-Tang (36 Chambers) by Wu-Tang Clan
The Blue Album by Weezer
Dookie by Green Day
Aquemini by OutKast
In The Aeroplane Over the Sea by Neutral Milk Hotel
S&M by Metallica
Bleed American by Jimmy Eat World
Tenacious D by Tenacious D
I Am Hollywood by He Is Legend
Hypermagic Mountain by Lightning Bolt
Tacoma Mockingbird by Eliot Lipp
Hair Guitar by Copy
LP by Discovery
This is Happening by LCD Soundsystem
Cults by Cults
Random Access Memories by Daft Punk
Reflektor by Arcade Fire
St. Vincent by St. Vincent

The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music, all the time
A hoodie when it's cold, shorts when it's hot
Mirth and whimsy
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
"What would Batman do?"
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
out and about. Sleep can wait till Saturday.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're at least a little bit evil. World domination ain't for the faint of heart.

Also, it would be really nice if you lived in Brooklyn.