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kmanos55

40 Los Angeles, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:29pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White, Other
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Virgo
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Yiddish (Poorly), C++ (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
So a friend of mine read my profile and came to the conclusion it was too long. She didn't want to read it. She jumped right to the pics then suggested I shorten it up so here it goes...

I'm single, no kids, college educated, witty, family oriented, well traveled, well read, healthy, live alone, own a car, you know....basically what every girl wants out of a guy living in LA wrapped up in a compact efficient package. I'm more entertaining in person when first getting to know me. Once you get an idea of my humor, emails and texts will make more sense...=)...Take a chance. I'm more than worth it!

Listen ladies, I understand you want tall, dark and handsome because that's what everyone and their personal trainer tells you. That's supposed to be the very definition of masculinity.That's not what defines a man however. That just describes a guy. If you want a man, find the one who says please and thank you to everyone. Find the one who opens all doors for ladies. Find the one that makes you feel wanted, sexy, and feminine. More often than not, he's not tall, dark, and handsome. Just saying...=)...Good luck out there.

To get things started, I have included several of my favorite movie quotes. Enjoy!!
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I know we've only known each other four weeks and three days, but to me it seems like nine weeks and five days. The first day seemed like a week and the second day seemed like five days. And the third day seemed like a week again and the fourth day seemed like eight days. And the fifth day you went to see your mother and that seemed just like a day, and then you came back and later on the sixth day, in the evening, when we saw each other, that started seeming like two days, so in the evening it seemed like two days spilling over into the next day and that started seeming like four days, so at the end of the sixth day on into the seventh day, it seemed like a total of five days. And the sixth day seemed like a week and a half. I have it written down, but I can show it to you tomorrow if you want to see it.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
What is this? 20 questions!?!?...Geez!!..So needy!!..Wait..Uh, my bad. I picked a bad time to stop sniffing freshly cut lawn!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
For one dollar I'll guess your weight, your height, or your sex.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
What did you expect? "Welcome, sonny"? "Make yourself at home"? "Marry my daughter"? You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I have a soft spot for the first edition Denny's menu!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
In my home, we don't say without! Or was it six? Either way! How dare you push your..."words"....on me?! I didn't spend 18 months in a yiddish labor resort making polyester jumpsuits to have you say things like...without...and six!....now be gone with your evil draconian language!!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
So the combination is... one, two, three, four, five? That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard in my life! That's the kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
out or in.....and not that kind of out or in!!....such a dirty mind!!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Joey, have you ever been in a... in a Turkish prison?
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You should message me if you find my movie quotes entertaining! I do! I'm not going to just hand over my state secrets! You have to learn about me the old fashioned way.....you earn it!...:-P....or just ask me...not much to hide really. Well almost nothing. There was that short period of time working at a small motel just off the highway with my sick mommy watching over me out of her second floor window from the main house just up the hill. Other than that...