Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
So a friend of mine read my profile and came to the conclusion it
was too long. She didn't want to read it. She jumped right to the
pics then suggested I shorten it up so here it goes...
I'm single, no kids, college educated, witty, family oriented, well
traveled, well read, healthy, live alone, own a car, you
know....basically what every girl wants out of a guy living in LA
wrapped up in a compact efficient package. I'm more entertaining in
person when first getting to know me. Once you get an idea of my
humor, emails and texts will make more sense...=)...Take a chance.
I'm more than worth it!
Listen ladies, I understand you want tall, dark and handsome
because that's what everyone and their personal trainer tells you.
That's supposed to be the very definition of masculinity.That's not
what defines a man however. That just describes a guy. If you want
a man, find the one who says please and thank you to everyone. Find
the one who opens all doors for ladies. Find the one that makes you
feel wanted, sexy, and feminine. More often than not, he's not
tall, dark, and handsome. Just saying...=)...Good luck out
To get things started, I have included several of my favorite movie
I know we've only known each other four weeks and three days, but
to me it seems like nine weeks and five days. The first day seemed
like a week and the second day seemed like five days. And the third
day seemed like a week again and the fourth day seemed like eight
days. And the fifth day you went to see your mother and that seemed
just like a day, and then you came back and later on the sixth day,
in the evening, when we saw each other, that started seeming like
two days, so in the evening it seemed like two days spilling over
into the next day and that started seeming like four days, so at
the end of the sixth day on into the seventh day, it seemed like a
total of five days. And the sixth day seemed like a week and a
half. I have it written down, but I can show it to you tomorrow if
you want to see it.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
What is this? 20 questions!?!?...Geez!!..So needy!!..Wait..Uh, my
bad. I picked a bad time to stop sniffing freshly cut lawn!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
For one dollar I'll guess your weight, your height, or your sex.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
What did you expect? "Welcome, sonny"? "Make yourself at home"?
"Marry my daughter"? You've got to remember that these are just
simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of
the new West. You know... morons.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I have a soft spot for the first edition Denny's menu!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
In my home, we don't say without! Or was it six? Either way! How
dare you push your..."words"....on me?! I didn't spend 18 months in
a yiddish labor resort making polyester jumpsuits to have you say
things like...without...and six!....now be gone with your evil
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
So the combination is... one, two, three, four, five? That's the
stupidest combination I've ever heard in my life! That's the kind
of thing an idiot would have on his luggage!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
out or in.....and not that kind of out or in!!....such a dirty
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Joey, have you ever been in a... in a Turkish prison?
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You should message me if you find my movie quotes entertaining! I
do! I'm not going to just hand over my state secrets! You have to
learn about me the old fashioned way.....you earn it!...:-P....or
just ask me...not much to hide really. Well almost nothing. There
was that short period of time working at a small motel just off the
highway with my sick mommy watching over me out of her second floor
window from the main house just up the hill. Other than that...
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