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kmart16

28 / M / straight / Single

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

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6' 3" (1.90m).
Body Type
Thin
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New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners
Smokes
No
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Never
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Education
Graduated from college/university
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Languages
English

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I am hungry, hungry, and hippos.

My Self-Summary

I like going to record stores, going to shows, making overly nerdy playlists, watching an entire season of a TV show in a very short period of time, traveling, reading, cooking, joking around with friends, walking around the city, tasty beers, day trips... I'm sure I do other things too. I used to play the drums, but since I moved to Philly, I've had nowhere to put them.

FYI- I have never shopped at a K-Mart. I am not a K-Mart enthusiast. It's just a nickname and okcupid doesn't let me change it.

What I’m doing with my life

I work in an office doing accounting work. It's not very fun to talk about... let's move on.

I’m really good at

I can't draw, but I'm an excellent doodler. I can do a transparent cube that you wouldn't believe.

The first things people usually notice about me

They notice that I have fully functioning eyeballs on my hands like that guy in Pan's Labyrinth.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

BOOKS: Catch-22, A Confederacy of Dunces, Babbitt, Geek Love, High Fidelity, The Sirens of Titan, Please Kill Me, Maus, The Dog of the South

MOVIES: The Big Lebowski, Annie Hall, Miller's Crossing, Rushmore, La Strada, The Burbs, Brazil, There Will Be Blood, Eight Men Out, Blue Velvet

TV: Mad Men, The Wire, The Office, Mr. Show, Kids in the Hall, Twin Peaks, The Sopranos, Six Feet Under, Freaks and Geeks, Curb Your Enthusiasm, I'm Alan Partridge

MUSIC: Wilco, Bob Dylan, Elvis Costello, Neil Young, The Kinks, Prince, Talking Heads, The Clash, The Beatles, David Bowie, Neko Case, Nick Drake, The Feelies, George Harrison, The Jam, Pulp, Roxy Music, The Smiths, Velvet Underground, Grizzly Bear, Yo La Tengo

FOOD: Indian, Mexican, mac & cheese, pretzel bites... I like pretty much everything.

The six things I could never do without

iPod, oral hygiene products, Advil, friends, cereal, air conditioning

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Why are they called butterflies? Butter? What???

I also think about getting rid of my car.

On a typical Friday night I am

I'm usually out with friends, either at a bar or someone's house. If not, I'll stay home and make dinner and either watch a movie or read and listen to music.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

The light in my kitchen went out, so I had to cook with a flashlight. It was probably the worst experience of my life.

You should message me if

you want to.