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Truth seeker, journalist but only by accident. Storyteller, in all
Avid consumer of television, but with opinions that I don't take
Born in Guatemala, raised in Miami, and now in New York City
What I’m doing with my life
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Asking you really invasive questions and then writing 5,000 words
on them. For money. But also for truth. And for a Pulitzer.
I’m really good at
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Obnoxious pop culture references. Really cheesey jokes. Sending
ugly (but authentic) snapchats. Inappropriate headlines that are a
little too much.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Lorne Michael's slew of comedies, HBO, ABC's Quantico, Empire,
assorted BBC series. So much tv.
Anne Rice, Margaret Atwood, Sandra Cisneros.
Star Wars, Back to the Future, Audrey Hepburn, Alfred
All music, really into MSMR and Lila Downs, and Lana Del Rey right
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
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