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36 Atlanta, GA Man


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  • Ages 22-36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 4:32pm
5' 9" (1.75m)
Body Type
Average build
Judaism but it’s not important
Post grad
Doesn’t have kids but wants them
Has dogs
My self-summary
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People say I look like Fred Savage when he was 10, or what he would have looked like had his physical maturity not gone horribly wrong. Just about everything I say is somewhat sarcastic. Some random things I've done...was a White House Intern for President Clinton, competed on "VJ for a Day" on MTV, studied in Belgium, wrote a regular tongue and cheek piece for a newspaper and co-founded an online pawn shop. Most importantly, my family rocks and I'm honored to have come from the same gene pool.
What I’m doing with my life
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I work in consulting for a company called IDEO. We help companies launch new products and develop new ventures.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Keeping a completely straight face while bullshitting, also known as sarcasm.
The first things people usually notice about me
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For a Jewish dude, I have a near perfect nose.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies: Anything with Will Ferrell TV: The Daily Show, Colbert Report, Family Guy, dorky news shows (60 Minutes, Meet the Press, CBS Sunday Morning etc.) Music: Pretty eclectic tastes, Foster the People, Arcade Fire, The Beatles, Kanye, David Guetta, Gavin Degraw, a bunch of songs I'd be embarrassed to admit.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My nephew, my dog, summer festivals, love songs from the 80s, irony, dining out and creativity in all its forms.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
what goes through a dog's head when you pick up their poop and carry it around in a bag

how anyone can find Two and Half Men entertaining

why Sesame Street changed Cookie Monster to Veggie Monster - monsters eat cookies, everyone knows that

who watches the WNBA

why traffic cops exist (the red, yellow, green light system we have seems to work just fine)

why car speedometers go up to 140mph+ yet nowhere is the speed limit above 85mph (one place in texas). I blame car manufacturers for my speeding tickets.

how Vanna White hasn't aged in 30 years (and whether she's the only person in the world named "Vanna")
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
catching up on Game of Thrones with my dog or dining out.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I've known how I was going to propose to my wife since I was 14.
You should message me if
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you're always up for trying something new; you like to laugh and smile, and do so often; you appreciate sarcasm and don't take yourself or life too seriously.