I'm an athletic human that also likes to cook, read, ride motorcycles and do new things.
I'd describe myself as pragmatic, for example,
I was having a beer with a friend the other day. He said to me " I think I should change my major from English to philosophy."
I replied " whatever man just put some pants on first!"
He wasn't wearing any pants.
Also, I am not hip and bad at describing myself via the intrawebs. So, I mostly joke around on this.