Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a researcher at Duke that puts her job and education before all
else. While this makes for a wonderful and fulfilling career, it
doesn't leave me much energy to go out and meet new people. I'm
hoping the all powerful internet can lend me a hand.
I have a very cynical tramp stamp (It says Life's a Bitch and then
You Die, but it's in French so it sounds pretty) and want more
tattoos. I have not by any stretch of the imagination had a bad
life, but a few horrid things have happened to me. I seem to be a
magnet for it. I stay a little guarded but I'm willing to open up
to the right person. I'm staying positive now that life is going my
And ladies, I am a true bisexual, none of that "Guys think it's
hot" or "I want to have threesomes" bullshit, so please, don't
dismiss me because you think I'm some bimbo who can't pick a side.
Came out to my parents and everything.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people feel incredibly awkward. Some people say they like
it, which makes them liars.
The first things people usually notice about me
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The unnaturally red hair and my lack of a conversational filter. I
say what I think.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
LOTR, anything by Albert Camus, A Long Way Gone
Whatever is in my Netflix queue.
Beer, that's a food right?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Head, shoulders, knees, and toes, knees, and toes.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Reading Dr. Seuss and drinking beer.
I would drink it in a boat
I would drink it with a goat
I would drink it in the rain
And in the dark. And on a train.
And in a car. And in a tree.
It is so good so good you see!
So I will drink it in a box.
And I will drink it with a fox.
And I will drink it in a house.
And I will drink it with a mouse.
And I will drink it here and there.
Say! I will drink it ANYWHERE!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I can make my tongue do that weird clam shape thing (I don't know
how else to describe it) and since my tongue is pierced, it looks
like it has a pearl. Not really private I guess, but pretty damn
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I'm looking for someone who I will never have to depend on and will
never depend on me (emotionally, fiscally, etc.) I want someone I
can be my own person with, but enjoy just having them around.
Independence is very important to me.
Intelligence is a must, I don't care if you are the King of
Abercrombie and Fitch Models or on the cover of this month's
Victoria's Secret catalog, you'll need a high functioning brain to
keep up with me.
!!!WARNING!!! Angry Rant Ahead! ---->Only message me if you
AREN'T married or in a relationship of any kind, you were born
AFTER December 4, 1975, and you aren't looking for a just a friends
with benefits situation. IF you decide to ignore these warnings, I
can become a very nasty person as it's just plain rude to A) not
actually read all I have to say and B) be cocky enough to think
that YOU will be the exception. These are not unusual standards,
but feel free to think I'm a bitch if you must.
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