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knave_scurvy

30 M Melbourne, Australia

My Details

Last Online
Jan 1
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am a somewhat silly person. My silliness mainly manifests itself in vagueness and in accidental jokes. (ie. jokes that I make but other people get at the same time if not before me.)

I am reasonably intelligent and am quite extroverted (but I revert to shy when I am unsure about a group of people, it is really quite amusing if anyone who knew me saw.)

I am intelligent, eccentric, and enthusiastic
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work full time(sigh) in admin at Melbourne Uni.

I am really into Boardgames, with a collection of well over a hundred games. I have something for every crowd and find few things as fun as having a bunch of friends around the table competing/cajoling/cheering/laughing and groaning depending on the game.

I also am trying in vain to get some music thing off the ground, we'll see.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Apparently I am noticeable, I used not to think that I was attractive but several people have recently called me sexy and really meant it so I can't be that bad. I am definitely attention grabbing, scruffy, tall and thin, and obviously not normal.

If you see me I will either be waring a geeky t-shirt of some kind or one of my many patterned black full-sleeved shirts. I often wear black jeans sometimes blue, or my Australia Post Cargo pants (heh old uniforms for the win).

Um yeah usually scruffy unless I am trying to look good, usually then I look quite respectable. *spit* (that word always leaves an unpleasant taste in my mouth)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: there are too many good ones but I'll put Douglas Adams's "Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency." Also like anything by Terry Pratchett, Neil Gaiman, Douglas Adams, Isaac Asimov, Phillip K Dick, Neal Stephenson, and George R. R. Martin.

Movies: I enjoy good plot, good characters, good acting, good action, and prettyness. only 3 are required to make a good film but they have to be really good. Some favourites include The Avengers, Star Trek, American History X, Bond, Inception, Back to the Future, 12 Monkies, Brazil, Stardust, and Bill and Ted.

TV: anything by Joss Weadon, Dr Who, Warehouse 13, How I Met Your Mother (starting to lose patience there), Blackadder, QI, Mitchell and Webb, Red Dwarf, Star Trek, and Game of Thrones.

Music: 90s alternative rock has mostly shaped my tastes. Bands that I love include: the Tea Party, Queens of the Stone Age, Soundgarden, Gomez, David Bowie, Cake, The Cure, tthe Rolling Stones, The Beatles, The Black Keys, Tool, Regurgitator, Faith No More, A Perfect Circle and lots of other stuff I also love to sing choral music and enjoy listening to classical music every so often.

Food: Yummyness, Good Chocolate (a little low quality chocolate is fine, but any normal amount starts to taste really horrible), Mexican, Indian, Asian (particularly Thai), Italian, Pub Fare, ...uuumm just about everything.(except for the things I'm picky about like eggs, pumpkin, tomato and avocado.)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Air/Food/drink, Love, Shelter, Affection/Companionship/Friends, Music, Games/Puzzles. (in close to that order, although music could come higher.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
tangents and digressions someone will mention something and it will remind me of something that reminds me of something else that will probably remind me of sex ;).
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
A person.

I tend to go out drinking with one of my social groups.

or I go home to sleep (mm sleep).
My other nights are much more regular.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
See I'm not a particularly private person. Sharing things about me is more likely to embarrass the person I'm talking to than myself, although that would probably make me uncomfortable.

I have no tattoos and my only piercings are not visible when I am clothed, (nipples) these freak out a few people but if you're not running away screaming I'll take that as a good sign.

Actually the most private thing is that I can actually scrub up quite nicely if I want to look good, I keep that as secret as possible. ;)
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are interested in any of my interests (especially modern board games).

You want to join a pub group.

You want to flatter me. (Everyone can do with an ego stroke every so often).

You are bored and need entertaining. (I'll do my very best.)

If I am online at the same time as you please feel free to start a chat with me, I do like talking to new people.