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knee325

26 F Pittsburgh, PA

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 20–33
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:45am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Hospitality
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
So I’m switching things up a bit. I’ve made some changes in my life, which I think warrants a few changes here as well. I have begun to live a healthier lifestyle, and although I have a ways to go, I’m proud of my progress thus far hence my before and after picture. It’s incredibly personal, but a big accomplishment that continues to spark my drive and fuel my determination.

On another note, I should warn all that I'm a sarcastic ass. I like to laugh, and argue, and debate, and joke, and laugh some more. I'm never serious (unless the situation truly calls for it), and I have a hard time with people who are and them not liking me for it because I don't usually shut up, and I almost always have a retort-although I can't guarantee it will be a good one. So if you don't enjoy a good spar, or prefer a quiet peaceful existence, I suggest you keep looking elsewhere.

I really dig intelligent humor. I went to, and graduated from, college and love to read. I'm always down to learn something new, and I really like to be challenged, even if it infuriates me. Knowledge is sexy, whether it be book smarts or something less traditional as I believe there are many different types of intelligence. If you know your shit and can stand your ground...major brownie points.

Lastly, I'm really not cool at all. I'm kind of a big dork. I have a ridiculous and immature sense of humor, I say super inappropriate things (seriously...no filter), I laugh at my own jokes, and I dance everywhere despite my worsening case of imcompletelywhiteitous. I don't particularly care what people think of me because I have little to no shame, and I just don't embarrass easily because I'm clumsy, often awkward, and have spent my whole life stumbling through one ridiculous anecdote after another. My life is pretty prime material for a sitcom...makes for great writing material though.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I do have a degree and teaching certification yet I am currently a server. Now I make good money and support myself sufficiently, so there is no need to feel sorry for or look down on me. However, I don't want to be in the restaurant business for forever, and I was not particularly fond of teaching, so I am trying to decide from a few different paths I could potentially take.

Side note: Tip your servers and bartenders people! Seriously, if you’re a bad tipper it’s a deal breaker.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Despite my distaste for it with the current state of our school systems (and my lack of passion for educating), I do seem to have an innate ability to teach people. Every job I work, I always seem to be thrust into training positions, and am constantly told I'm good at it. Meh. I'd much rather be like a kick-ass guitarist or something. But hey, it's on the bucket list. lol

I think, and HOPE, I'm a good writer. It's hard to for surely say though when it's something you're so passionate about. There is always that fear that people will think you suck, so you don't share things with anyone who won't tell you it's awesome because they love you and have to (like mom). Haha no really, I think I've got some talents, I definitely need some polish, but it's what I hope to really do in the long run so I'm going to say I'm good at it and hope I'm right...
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Hmm...probably the swear word I just yelled out after tripping over nothing and slapping myself in the face with rainbow trout. Yeah. The struggle is real.

(This, in fact, did actually happen...)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
My original profile had an exhaustive list of some of my favorite shows, movies, and music. I love entertainment so wholeheartedly that I couldn’t limit myself! However, it came off as a bit excessive and I’ve decided to keep things short and sweet. If you want to discuss further, please feel free to engage.

Books. I love books. I don’t particularly have a favorite novel or author, there is just too many to choose from. However, I do have a handful of works that hold a special place in my heart because of the nostalgia I feel when reading them.

Movies are fantastic. They can be such a beautiful form of expression (I know that sounds super cheesy) and there is always one for every mood. I’m particularly fond of comedies and bad horror flicks. The good, horrifyingly frightening ones are awesome as well, however, they seem to be few and far between.

TV is pretty legit also. I like the longer form of story telling and the endless possibilities in development. I sometimes dream about writing for TV, but I think I prefer print. Anyway, there are a lot of great shows out there that I really enjoy but sadly I don’t always have the time to watch them.

Music is my therapy. I love a solid lyric and the chill that comes over you as the blend of words and melody settle cozily into your life. It helps me think, clear my head, write, and conceptualize. I enjoy it in many of its forms with country being one of the few exceptions. As for my favorites, they vary depending upon my moods. I tend to be a bit all over the place with it though.

Lastly, we have food. I’m adventuress and love to try new things. My family is Lebanese so I am used to unique options. I am eating more healthily lately, although a juicy burger is a much needed delight every now and then.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Chapstick, my ipod, a notebook, pencil, my dogs, wine, and more chapstick for when I lose the first one (I know that's 7 but Burts bees come in 2 packs. ;] ). haha
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
A few things really. I’m a big dreamer. I want to travel, write a best selling novel, see the world, meet new people, and do something every day that scares me. Life's short, I know that all too well, and I am only trying to live one that's more fulfilled with no regrets. Complacency and contentment in mediocrity are incredibly unattractive traits to me. So if that's you, no judgment, but we probably won't have much to talk about.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working. Ahh, the joys of the restaurant business. But I like to go for a drink after work to a little dive bar, Fridays, or out to karaoke with friends. Whatever really.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Weird question, I guess it depends on my connection with the person asking. I'm surprisingly open in some arenas, but closed off in others. So it's hard to answer this definitively.
You should message me if
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You answered the question about sarcasm as "I don't like it - said sarcastically." Pure brilliance. I'm upset with myself that I didn't think of it first.

You believe in equal rights for all women, races, cultures, the LGBTQ community, and humanity across the board.

You have a picture of you and a dog or puppy (especially yours). This is completely cheating, however, it is fantastic marketing and most definitely works as I'm a sucker for a dog lover. Haha.

You answered the question about women shaving their legs as "no." Obviously most guys find hairy legs a turn off, and I do shave mine. However, I have to say those who recognize the use of the world "obligation" are MY turn on. lol Just saying...

You love Joss Whedon, Bob's Burgers, Jon Stewart, and/or have an appreciation for 90s music (alternative included) with the ability to imitate any BSB or Nsync choreographed dance...these aren't a necessity but they certainly are a plus!

You recognize the importance of July in Pittsburgh in reference to Jimmy Buffet.

You don't plan to offer me oral sex and Wendy's, pics of your recently stretched wein (like what?), a modeling viewing of your new boxer shorts followed by "I'll buy you drinks first" when I ignore the ridiculous proposition (my most recent encounter), or make tasteless and borderline rapey jokes about using chloroform and a handkerchief to shut women up (even as a joke...that's creepy bro). Real life for us ladies on here fellas. Amusing as it is, shit don't work.