I like to rearrange spaces, set up intricate electrical light fixtures that operate with remote controls. After all we live in a society of convenience. It's tool time all the time.

I work at a booking agency.

throwing foam parties, romancing cougars, finagling discounts, biking drunk.

that i'm wearing a snuggie. comfort is important to me.

arrested development, curb your enthusiasm, 30 rock, seinfeld, peep show, elimidate, baggage

anything nicholas cage

the hold steady, wilco, conor oberst, natural child, bruce springsteen, rolling stones, the replacements, ty segall, the oh sees, neu!, the thermals, titus andronicus, fugazi, jesus lizard, no age, japandroids, the flaming lips, neil young, pavement, silver jews, king khan and the bbq show, nick cave, spacemen 3

i like tacos. and let's be honest, nobody reads anymore.

waffle fries, pbr, fantasy football, bbq, chuckles, and of course my bicycle.

krumping.

trying to get you to go home with me.

i am a man of mystery.

you're looking for a cool dude to meet your low expectations. or to grab a drink.