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kniesa01

27 M Portage, IN

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Sep 12
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Education
Working on university
Job
Other
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Right now I'm attending Indiana University Northwest working on history and anthropology
I guess you could say i'm a nerd. I spend my nights putting off history essays and playing on my computer.

ummm...EXPLOSIONS ARE AWESOME!

Big robots are fantastic.

Zombies also kick ass.

I'm a fan of Anime and some of my favorites are code geass, cowboy bebop, gurren lagann, The Devil is a Part-Timer, Welcome to the NHK!, and samurai champloo. I also enjoy the occasional Disney movie. Essentially if it's animated I'll probably give it a chance. I also like vikings, the walking dead, arrow, big bang theory, house, how i met your mother, It's always sunny in philadelphia, and scrubs.

Music is a big part of my life and when I was in high school I was a hardcore/metal guy but I'll listen to anything a listening to once including: Bluegrass, Folk, blues, older country, a lot of punk. Except Nickelback. Fuck them.

I've always been shy meeting people straight out so this is my way of meeting and talking to new people.

I am a smartass, impulsive, and chaotic
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
working and playing. Then playing and working.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Massages, especially neck massages. Shooting zombies in the head.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Where's Millersburg? Wow you're hairy. Where's your tattoos and piercings? What happened to your mohawk?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: I read a few comics but it's mostly books. Mostly horror, fantasy, and sci-fi. Military Sci-Fi especially. Stephen King, RA Salvatore, all of Ray Bradbury's stuff. Tao Te Chang. Darktower books, Warhammer 40K books. John Scalzi. The Sandman Slim series, I also research ancient and medieval history for classes and my own free time.

Movies: Jacob's Ladder, Session 9, Event Horizon, Blade Trilogy, Minority Report, The Rock, Ghostbusters I and II, V for Vendetta, The Machinist, Resident Evil 1, All quiet on the western front, black hawk down, eurotrip, Zack and Miri Make a Porno, Clerks I and II, Mallrats, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Batman, The Dark Knight, Spider-Man trilogy, Slither, Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog Watchmen, Signs, Unbreakable, The Rules of Attraction, Scarface, Anchorman, 40-year-old Virgin, Apocalypse Now, Akira, All of Mel Brooks

Music: Between the Buried and Me, Social Distortion, Skeleton Thieves, Offspring, Dead Kennedys, Zao, Johnny Cash, Dropkick Murphys, Green Day, Dir en grey, Tiger Army, Reverend Horton Heat, Batmobile, The Sonics, Thrice, Misery Signals, Brand New, Red Fang, Torche, Converge, Face to Face, Blink 182, Queens of the Stone Age, The Vandals, The Queers, 16Volt, Sister Machine Gun, Ministry, Melt Banana, Eighteen Visions (Before they turned into hard rock), Killswitch Engage, High on Fire, Murder by Death.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My computer
2. The internet
3. My friends
4. Sex
5. My penis (I like standing up and peeing. oh and sex)
6. women (they pretty and smell good)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Is there a God?
Is there a purpose for my being on this Earth?
Who farted up the room?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out with friends and playing video games and watching movies and random Youtube videos.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
-I have the diabeteetus
-I have a Fetlife account.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-If you're interested in me or you are planning to survive the eventual zombie apocalypse].
-Maybe if you want to discuss animation, movies, or music.
-Or perhaps boobs, because I like the boobs.
-You want to chat or even hang out.