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23 Houston, TX Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 19-27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Apr 21, 2013
5' 2" (1.58m)
Body Type
Full figured
Agnosticism but it’s not important
High school
Doesn’t have kids and doesn’t want them
My self-summary
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I'm Lauren. I'm 20 years old, I am short, curvy, and of decent intelligence. I am also very creative without the help of herbal substance. I have always been an artist. When they say, "Artists are born, not created" they aren't lying. I was born an artist, which makes up for my lack of coordination or athletic ability. Being on the Autism Spectrum, I like to think that society really does value intelligence and appearance equally, but for different reasons. Take Albert Einstein for example. He was a brilliant man who couldn't talk to his wife or remember where his house is. But he was and still is such a valuable asset to society so we overlooked his shortcomings because in the end, they did not matter. Sanity and happiness can rarely exist simultaneously
Now think about beauty pagent girls. They are beautiful, elegant, and seemingly-perfect. This is how society wants you to be. But looks fade quickly. It's the mind that remains resilient.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am diligently looking for a job as I learn new ways to get by living on this big, blue marble we call home
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
1. Knitting
2. Making Friendship Bracelets
3. Pottery
4. Writing
5. Using Proper Grammar
6. Spelling
7. Coordinating Colors
8. Compassion
9. Cracking Jokes
10. Tying knots in balloons
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes. Each eye is blue-grey with a ring of dark ocean-blue around the outside of the iris and a ring of hazel around the pupil.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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- 12 Angry Men
- Secondhand Lions
- Mean Girls
- Up
- Inglourious Basterds (Tarantino version)

Television Shows:
- The Big Bang Theory
- Two Broke Girls
- Superjail
- Squidbillies
- Family Guy
- Drawn Together
- South Park
- Conan

- The Beatles
- Boston
- Eluveitie
- Journey
- Seether
- The Kills
- Ke$ha
- Eminem
- Mozart
- Thomas Newman
- Nightwish
- Van Halen (before Sammy Hagar)
- Britney Spears
- Adam Lambert
- Cassadee Pope
- Ellie Goulding
- Rush
- Music from musicals like Les Misérables, Wicked, Fiddler on the Roof, The Lion King
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Something to keep my hands busy (i.e., knitting supplies)
2. Companionship such as a dog or goat
3. Toilet paper (don't tell me your anus isn't coddled too!)
4. A portable CD player with 100 CDs and 1,000 AA batteries and earphones
5. A flashlight and lots of batteries (most likely D or DD)
6. Scissors
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I always have a thousand ideas buzzing in my noggin. It's hard to pinpoint one.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
What's so special about Friday?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm socially awkward
You should message me if
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You would like to get to know me, go on a date, etc.