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27 Orlando, FL Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19–34
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My details

Last online
May 10
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
5' 11" (1.80m)
Body Type
Atheism but it’s not important
Doesn’t have kids
Has cats
What I’m doing with my life
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Working two jobs to support my reading habit.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Winning games, picking up concepts quickly, explaining things to people, and suggesting quality media to consume.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My glorious golden locks, my unusual gait, and my sparkling wit.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: American Gods, anything by Asimov, anything by George R. R. Martin, Watchmen, Locke & Key, Preacher, The Boys, Invincible, other good novels/comics

Movies: Young Frankenstein, Hook, movies set in the View Askewniverse

Shows: The greatest show on television (Breaking Bad), Better off Ted, Arrested Development, Community, Pushing Daisies, Todd and the Book of Pure Evil, Freaks and Geeks, Firefly, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, 30 Rock, Parks & Recreation, well-written and witty comedies

Music: My musical tastes are super eclectic, but mainly I go for things with a good beat that also have content or tell a story. This usually means I'm into Hip Hop (Kendrick Lamar, Lupe Fiasco, Aesop Rock, Dan le Sac vs Scroobius Pip), Indie (The Decemberists, The Fratellis, Norah Jones), and Metal (System of a Down, Cradle of Filth, Baroness). However, every genre has good music in it, you just have to find it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Good books/comics to read, the internet, games to play, interesting people to talk to, music, and caffeine.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything. I'm somewhat of an over-thinker, and super introspective so I spend a lot of time thinking about a crazy wide range of things.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out with my friends, drinking and/or gaming.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I will watch anything that's put in front of me, so I have spent a ridiculous amount of time watching terrible television (like, truly terrible. I'm talking made-for-TV disney channel original movie terrible)
You should message me if
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You are a genuinely interesting human being