I don't have time to read much anymore. But I want to ride Mark
Twain's mustache off into the sunset.
Mystery Science Theater 3000. No Reservations. Good Eats. Trailer
Park Boys. Futurama.
I'm a vegetarian except for when I'm not. I'm also a ninja turtle -
I eat pizza probably four times a week, grilled cheese is for lunch
the other three. Hey, ass ain't gon' stay fat on its own. Almost
everything I eat I make myself. I'll bake your grandma under the
table... [insert dick sucking grandma joke here]. I'm kidding about
that last part, I'm sure she's a wonderful lady. Stuff tastes
better cooked on a fire. I've brought grown men to tears with a
solid campin' breakfast - ashy eggs and taters. Rice and beans and
rice and beans and ricin beans but mostly rice and beans.
I listen to music that makes nuns cry and booties bounce. Foot
stompin', whiskey drinkin', howl at the moon shit. And music that
only sounds good on acid.