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knottysauce

24 F Lakewood, OH

My Details

Last Online
Jul 15
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Middle Eastern, White
Height
5′ 1″ (1.55m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Often
Religion
Other, but not too serious about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Hospitality
Income
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Arabic (Okay), German (Okay)

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My self-summary
Sergeant Spunion, reporting for duty.

Technicolor gypsy. Barefooter. Libertine. Wookie cookie. I'm here for the butt sauce.

I'd rather be a sailor than a fighter; I'd like to sail a ship into the sun.
What I’m doing with my life
Baking.

Creating.

Smiling.

Loving.

Gittin' down.

Staying weird.

Growing strong and growing strange.

Crocheting. And crocheting. And crocheting.

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I’m really good at
That all depends on who you ask, what.

But food, mostly.

Road maps.

Breakin' hearts.

Worrying my mother.

Floating.

Making and then ruining the moment.

Goin' ham.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I don't have time to read much anymore. But I want to ride Mark Twain's mustache off into the sunset.

Mystery Science Theater 3000. No Reservations. Good Eats. Trailer Park Boys. Futurama.

I'm a vegetarian except for when I'm not. I'm also a ninja turtle - I eat pizza probably four times a week, grilled cheese is for lunch the other three. Hey, ass ain't gon' stay fat on its own. Almost everything I eat I make myself. I'll bake your grandma under the table... [insert dick sucking grandma joke here]. I'm kidding about that last part, I'm sure she's a wonderful lady. Stuff tastes better cooked on a fire. I've brought grown men to tears with a solid campin' breakfast - ashy eggs and taters. Rice and beans and rice and beans and ricin beans but mostly rice and beans.

I listen to music that makes nuns cry and booties bounce. Foot stompin', whiskey drinkin', howl at the moon shit. And music that only sounds good on acid.
The six things I could never do without
Gypsy tricks.
Your mom.
Chocolate.
Disc-O-Pizza.
My pup.
Your mom [again].
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I wonder if there's beer on the sun.

What your vagina looks like.

What would taste good with bud.
On a typical Friday night I am
Tossing salads. No, really.

Cursing that I'm tossing salads and not:

Boofin' it.

Returning some video tapes.

Impressing you.

Trading somebody my shirt for a grilled cheese.

Lighting shit on fire.

On Neptune.

Partying with the whole alphabet.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have twenty nineteen pounds of crushed Oreos in my freezer.
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi girls
  • Ages 18–100
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You want to show me your collection of skin suits.