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knowmsg_taco

61 Santa Rosa, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–99
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 11:04pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Buddhism, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Retired
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Bengali (Poorly), C++ (Fluently), Frisian (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a human being...oh, one more thing...I'm just as comfortable in high heels as I am in jeans...actually, I'm the most comfortable when I'm in high heels and jeans...!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
see above!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
everything. yup, that's right...everything!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a body...sometimes with clothes on...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I can read, I can watch, I can sit, I can hear, I can listen and I can chew...all at the same time!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
sex things
feet
hands
penis
ass
car
car keys
clean underwear
clean socks
cold beer and lukewarm wine
new condoms
clean toilet paper
oh, yeah...you!
No that's not true...I can do without you...and you can do without me...but that's no fun...is it?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
trees
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
jerking or jacking off...depending on my mood...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am looking for friendship and/or intimacy. You don't have to be perfect. Actually, you should be perfect. I'm not. If you have an itch, I will scratch it. Fare rates. Mileage negotiable.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are truly curious about me and you want to get to know a fellow traveler. Please don't be shy. Lordy knows, I ain't...
P.S. If you have taken any of this seriously, then you will never figure me out. If you are as strange as me and looking for the unconventional, then let's go!