41 Gansevoort, NY
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My self-summary
The bastard son of John Waters and Walt Disney

I currently work as a chef. I will cook for you. Sometimes it will be tried and true recipes. Sometimes it will be something I'm experimenting with. If you like to eat, then let's talk.

I have dreams and goals.

I'm into old horror movies, video games and Disneyland. I love antiques, steampunk, art deco.

I like to cook. If it's something I don't know how to make, I'll learn.

I play bass and a little piano. Actually, the piano is full sized, I just know how to play it a little bit. I've had 8 years of classical vocal training and I want to learn to play the violin.

I'm currently trying to learn guitar

I'm not a huge drinker unless I'm at a club or a concert. Lettuce makes me throw up. Pizza is the perfect food.

I spend too much time on the computer and I hate talking on the phone. I drink too much coffee and some day I hope to own a kite.

I am noteworthy, panic-stricken, and awake
What I’m doing with my life
Currently work as a chef in Saratoga
Hoping to make some new friends.
I DJ 80s music on the side
I'm learning guitar
Sometimes just for fun, I'll go to Walmart and watch women try on shoes.
I’m really good at
putting things off until tomorrow.

drinking all the soda.

falling asleep with the tv on.

not dropping books in the bathtub.

giving massages.

giving the finger to inanimate objects.

Identifying objects that are labeled.

keeping it real.

forming my own opinions,


shaking my money maker.

Embarassing myself in front of strangers.

I love to cook and will do so just out of boredom.

Falling for the wrong person.
The first things people usually notice about me
usually my hair, it's almost always some odd color.

My big stompy boots
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Breakfast of Champions, Please Kill Me, Cat's Cradle, Slaughterhouse 5, Answer Me!, Lobotomy, We Got the Neutron Bomb, Lexicon Devil, Crackpot, Shock Value

Movies: Bride of Frankenstein, The Frighteners, Star Wars, Fido, Secretary, Hudsucker Proxy, Oh Brother Where Art Thou, Raising Arizona, Female Trouble, Pink Flamingos, Desperate Living, Cry Baby, Cecil B Demented, Serial Mom, A Dirty Shame, Hairspray, A Comedy of Terrors, Sin City, The Jerk, Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid, Blade Runner, Johnny Dangerously, Back to the Future, Indiana Jones, Pandora's Box, The Golem, Desperado, El Mariachi, Once Upon a Time In Mexico, Wolfman, Creature From the Black Lagoon, The Raven, Porky's, Blazing Saddles.

TV: Dr. Who, Star Trek, Taxi, Three's Company, Andy Griffith Show, The Munsters, Breaking Bad, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Peep Show, The IT Crowd, The Young Ones, Snuff Box, Absolutely Fabulous, Louie, Sherlock, The Office, Parks and Rec, 30 Rock

Music: Punk, 80s, gothic, industrial, rockabilly, 60s garage, blues from the 20s and 30s. The Damned, Ramones, 45 Grave, Toy Dolls, Dead Boys, The Epoxies, Dead Boys, Toy Dolls, Johnny Thunders, The Cramps, Nick Cave, Bauhaus, Joy Division, Adam Ant, Wall of Voodoo, Igor Spectre, X-Ray Spex, The Adverts, David Bowie, Alice Donut, The Germs, X, The Dickies, Fear, Drywall, Pop Will Eat Itself, The Shroud, Switchblade Symphony, The Adicts, Buzzcocks, Vibrators, Vandals, Wire, Elastica,

Food: Mexican, Chinese, pizza
The six things I could never do without
1. Music
2. Bubble baths
3. Coca Cola
4. Mexican food
5. a musical instrument
6. Something to hope for.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
work, Disneyland, things to do
On a typical Friday night I am
working late then having a drink or two
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I hate being ignored. If I send you a message, some type of reply would be nice. Even if it's a simple "Sorry, not interested"
You should message me if
you found any of this even remotely interesting or if you just want to get back at your parents for a lousy childhood