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knox___velour

40 Saratoga Springs, NY Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 25–56
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 1:12pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Tired of being alone. Looking for that one awesome girl to settle down and build a future with. I don't think that's asking too much.

I'm into old horror movies, video games and Disneyland. I love antiques, steampunk, art deco.

I like to cook. If it's something I don't know how to make, I'll learn.

I play bass and a little piano. Actually, the piano is full sized, I just know how to play it a little bit. I've had 8 years of classical vocal training and I want to learn to play the violin.

I'm currently trying to learn guitar

I'm not a huge drinker unless I'm at a club or a concert. Lettuce makes me throw up. Pizza is the perfect food.

I spend too much time on the computer and I hate talking on the phone. I drink too much coffee and some day I hope to own a kite.

I am noteworthy, panic-stricken, and awake
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Currently edit/write for a local arts and entertainment website.
I'm a newspaper guy. I worked for over 5 years doing graphic design, currently working a printing press.
Hoping to make some new friends.
I DJ regularly
I'm learning guitar
Sometimes just for fun, I'll go to Walmart and watch women try on shoes.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
putting things off until tomorrow.

drinking all the soda.

falling asleep with the tv on.

not dropping books in the bathtub.

giving massages.

giving the finger to inanimate objects.

Identifying objects that are labeled.

keeping it real.

forming my own opinions,

listening,

shaking my money maker.

Embarassing myself in front of strangers.

I love to cook and will do so just out of boredom.

Falling for the wrong person.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
usually my hair, it's almost always some odd color.

My big stompy boots
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Breakfast of Champions, Please Kill Me, Cat's Cradle, Slaughterhouse 5, Answer Me!, Lobotomy, We Got the Neutron Bomb, Lexicon Devil, Crackpot, Shock Value

Movies: Bride of Frankenstein, The Frighteners, Star Wars, Fido, Secretary, Hudsucker Proxy, Oh Brother Where Art Thou, Raising Arizona, Female Trouble, Pink Flamingos, Desperate Living, Cry Baby, Cecil B Demented, Serial Mom, A Dirty Shame, Hairspray, A Comedy of Terrors, Sin City, The Jerk, Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid, Blade Runner, Johnny Dangerously, Back to the Future, Indiana Jones, Pandora's Box, The Golem, Desperado, El Mariachi, Once Upon a Time In Mexico, Wolfman, Creature From the Black Lagoon, The Raven, Porky's, Blazing Saddles.

TV: Dr. Who, Star Trek, Taxi, Three's Company, Andy Griffith Show, The Munsters, Breaking Bad, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Peep Show, The IT Crowd, The Young Ones, Snuff Box, Absolutely Fabulous, Louie, Sherlock, The Office, Parks and Rec, 30 Rock

Music: Punk, 80s, gothic, industrial, rockabilly, 60s garage, blues from the 20s and 30s. The Damned, Ramones, 45 Grave, Toy Dolls, Dead Boys, The Epoxies, Dead Boys, Toy Dolls, Johnny Thunders, The Cramps, Nick Cave, Bauhaus, Joy Division, Adam Ant, Wall of Voodoo, Igor Spectre, X-Ray Spex, The Adverts, David Bowie, Alice Donut, The Germs, X, The Dickies, Fear, Drywall, Pop Will Eat Itself, The Shroud, Switchblade Symphony, The Adicts, Buzzcocks, Vibrators, Vandals, Wire, Elastica,

Food: Mexican, Chinese, pizza
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Music
2. Bubble baths
3. Coca Cola
4. Mexican food
5. a musical instrument
6. Something to hope for.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
work, Disneyland, things to do
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually working until 1am
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm about to give up on this whole dating thing
You should message me if
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you found any of this even remotely interesting or if you just want to get back at your parents for a lousy childhood