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koalalion

32 Seattle, WA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Russian (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I like quirky, subtle and sarcastic humor, discovering new places, new foods, new people and figuring out how things work. I've got my life in order and know what I want out of it, but I still make sand castles when I go to the beach. I love to explore and travel but make habits out of the favorite places and foods that I find.

I play a lot of Ultimate Frisbee and love Seattle despite its weather, hills and incapable drivers. I'm a computer nerd but I love public speaking and eloquent debate. I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it. I grew up in Minnesota, went to school and lived out on the East coast then moved out here to the Best coast.

I like meeting smart, passionate people who are happy with their lives. I love to cook and spend a lot of time pondering the zen of seasoning cast iron skillets. According to Meyer Briggs I'm an ENTP and I own that like Garfield owns hating mondays or Steve Carell owns "that's what she said".

A partner in crime would be awesome. No, really, come rob a bank with me: I need a lookout. At the very least lets jaywalk together.

If you have sapiosexual tendencies, we'll get along just fabulously.

To lift a quote from Sherlock: "Stop boring me and think. It's the new sexy."
What I’m doing with my life
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Life is all about learning, exploring and loving.

For a job, I've worked on wall street, at major tech companies, started my own company (successfully) and am figuring out what the next chapter looks like.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
TV: Sherlock, Arrested Development, House of Cards, 30 Rock, Key and Peele, Louie, Archer, pretty much anything on HBO, Trigger Happy TV

♫ Back in the 90s I was in a very famous TV show ♫
♫ I'm BoJack the Horse ♫ ♫ BoJack ♫
♫ Don't act like you don't know ♫

Movies: Super Troopers, Real Genius, The Saint (yes, I have a bit of a man crush on 80s Val Kilmer), The 13th Floor, The Big Sleep, Zero Effect, Pitch Black, Finding Nemo, Sneakers, Watchmen, Django Unchained... many more.

Random Things: koala infestations, The Economist, xkcd, a softer world, saturday morning breakfast club

Food: I love all sorts of cuisines and love exploring new restaurants all over town and all over the world. Some of my friends even call me a human yelp. Picking a favorite cuisine is super hard but if pressed, I'll go with Persian, Szechuan and Indian.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
a frisbee
my cast iron skillet
new places and ideas to explore
blueberries
hardwood floors
the internets
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working on the DeLorean. Just have to watch out for the Libyans. What, too soon?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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That I'm streets ahead of any of these other dudes --->

Way more modest too.
You should message me if
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...you are sarcastic and candid. Ideally you get Mitch Hedberg, David Sedaris and John Oliver.

...you've either seen more of the world than just your home town or desperately want to. Your idea of an amazing meal is more than the Cheesecake Factory or TGI Friday's.

...you are curious and passionate about something even if it's not your job. You've figured out at least something about yourself, but might still not be sure who you want to be when you grow up.

...you're creative - both out of and in bed. I think handcuffs and more are a lot of fun.