Stop boring me and think. It's the new sexy.

I like quirky, subtle and sarcastic humor, discovering new places, new foods, new people and figuring out how things work. I've got my life in order and know what I want out of it, but I still make sand castles when I go to the beach. I love to explore and travel but make habits out of the favorite places and foods that I find.

I play a lot of Ultimate Frisbee and love Seattle despite its weather, hills and incapable drivers. I'm a computer nerd but I love public speaking and eloquent debate. I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it. I grew up in Minnesota, went to school and lived out on the East coast then moved out here to the Best coast.

I like meeting smart, passionate people who are happy with their lives. I love to cook and spend a lot of time pondering the zen of seasoning cast iron skillets. According to Meyer Briggs I'm an ENTP and I own that like Garfield owns hating mondays or Steve Carell owns "that's what she said".

I see so many miracles around us every day in this world: airplanes, surgeries, supermarkets. These are all amazing things when you stop to think about what they actually entail and all without any sort of deity. I'll never grow out of that childhood awe of the world.

A partner in crime would be awesome. No, really, come rob a bank with me: I need a lookout. At the very least lets jaywalk together.

If you have sapiosexual tendencies, we'll get along just fabulously.

I co-founded a software startup a few years back. We're now something like 30 people and have the cutest company logo ever.

TV: Archer, Sherlock, Arrested Development, 30 Rock, Key and Peele, Louie, pretty much anything on HBO, Trigger Happy TV

Movies: Super Troopers, Real Genius, The Saint (yes, I have a bit of a man crush on 80s Val Kilmer), The 13th Floor, The Big Sleep, Zero Effect, Pitch Black, Finding Nemo, Sneakers... many more.

Random Things: koala infestations, The Economist, xkcd, a softer world, saturday morning breakfast club

Food: I love all sorts of cuisines and love exploring new restaurants all over town and all over the world. Some of my friends even call me the human yelp. Picking a favorite cuisine is super hard but if pressed, I'll go with Persian, Szechuan and Indian.

a frisbee
my cast iron skillet
new places and ideas to explore
blueberries
hardwood floors
the internets

Out with my friends, coming back to old hangouts or trying out new foods and drinks. I tend to just pick random new restaurants or bars in Seattle and try them out.

That I'm streets ahead of any of these other dudes --->

Way more modest too.

...you are sarcastic and candid. Ideally you get Mitch Hedberg, David Sedaris and Jon Stewart.

...you've either seen more of the world than just your home town or desperately want to. Your idea of an amazing meal is more than the Cheesecake Factory or TGI Friday's.

...you are curious and passionate about something. You've figured out at least something about yourself, but might still not be sure who you want to be when you grow up.

...you're creative - both in and out of bed. I think handcuffs and more can be a lot of fun.