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BrickToy

33 M Coppell, TX

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–50
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Aug 31
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Native American, White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I work from home.

I finally gave up trying to impress people, even though I told myself for many years I wasn't trying to and didn't care what people thought. It feels good.

I had a lot of life experience in NYC, but personality-wise I can't be reasonably classified as a New Yorker. Probably more like a West Coaster or even Commonwealther.

I have a few interests that aren't artistic/creative(like history,) but they're very secondary to my artistic side.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
My work-at-home job. Finally got it!

Mostly whatever I feel like, barring the obvious lack of funds for endless vacations. I'll eventually relocate again, but I don't want a repeat of what happened in Portland's then-nightmarish job market...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being fair, as in sticking to the facts. I didn't always know what this meant, but learning what it is will always be one of the most important lessons in my life.

Writing.

Impressions/dialects.

Acting. I'm much better for screen/voice acting than stage, but I have done some stage work, which is like a career military vet saying he's done some Vietnam work.

Making, listening to, and analyzing music. Fairly, too, even if a certain genre isn't my thing.

Remembering things in detail indefinitely. I have some stories spanning over twenty years with this one.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
On a more "superficial" level? My well-groomed, neatly-chiseled, drop-dead-handsome Anglo-Celtic good looks. People eventually learn that I simply do not age. You might say I have "a little Elijah Wood thing going on".

I am a die-hard fan of evidence-based solutions to everything. Even though I'm intuitive with more artistic matters, it's because such an approach is so clearly beneficial(and enjoyable) for those things.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
(A) Fantasy, science fiction, Humor-driven books, history, crime thrillers, but really, as with any medium, I seek out whatever I expect to relate to, such as:

Anything on mythology/paganism/heathenism. I'm so into it that I might appear to be practicing to some, but it's just an old interest from when I was far, far younger that never went away.

Crime fiction
Philip K. Dick
World history
Anything about lucid dreaming
Comics
Manga
Books on art
True crime. Mostly ones about the mob.

(B) Many . Here are just a few examples:

Comedy
Sci-fi
Various indie
Fantasy
Crime drama
Other dramas

Movies/TV are very different from music for me because I find that there's still plenty of great material on mainstream TV and even in Hollywood sometimes(though doubling ticket prices out of nowhere was uncalled for, so I tend to see films on DVD these days.) You don't have to dig nearly as deep underground to find good stuff in these fields as you do in music.

(C)
Shows I'm really into include:

Rake(both versions)
Fargo
Silicon Valley
Hannibal
Cheers
True Detective
Banshee
Longmire
Kaiji
Blake's 7
Lexx
Farscape
Hannibal
Monster
Game of Thrones
One Piece
Freaks and Geeks
Skins
An Idiot Abroad
True Blood
Misfits
Twin Peaks
Curb Your Enthusiasm
Justified
Community
Orange is the New Black
Trailer Park Boys
Luther
Pushing Daisies
Weeds
Life on Mars/Ashes to Ashes saga
Doctor Who in the original run and this one, especially when Russell T. Davies doesn't write the episode
Fringe
...and Miami FUCKING Vice. Best show Giancarlo Esposito's ever been in. Yep. I said it.

(D)

Jan Hammer
The Police
Jeremy Jay
Perturbator
Now, Now
Crystal Castles
Melvins
Kylesa
Peter Gabriel
Paradise Lost
Asian Kung-Fu Generation
Orange Range
At The Gates
East River Pipe
Matthew Dear
Matthew Sweet
The Wedding Present
Klee
Kate Bush
The Joy Formidable
Heavenly
The Jesus and Mary Chain
Big Black
New Order
Joy Division
The Cure
The Submarines
The Shivvers
Ladytron
Kraftwerk
The Cars
Cocteau Twins
Dinosaur Jr.
Buffalo Tom
The Lemonheads
Belly
Throwing Muses
Pixies
Husker Du
The Shivvers
Sally Shapiro
R.E.M.
Jawbox
The Jam
Slowdive

(E) I'm pescetarian, and not preachy(or activist, for that matter.) Not very picky about food, but some's better than others, and I like most things originating from the Far East or Europe that are within my dietary restrictions. I chew gum like Rod Serling smoked. Speaking of food, I also have a strong urge to see Anthony Bourdain pummeled into humility.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music.

My sense of humor--I'm fairly clownish, in a non-juggalo kind of way.

Fiction--including movies/TV shows/books/comics. I'll also include creating fiction here as a need.

Non-internet social interaction, including large and small conventions.

The cultures of the UK(especially England,) Scandinavia, and Japan.

Secular meditation. I have no mystical beliefs whatsoever, but the practice itself benefits me on many levels, and I'm not even that experienced with it.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Aesthetic/the arts

How the internet's changed so many things well within two decades.

What Would Loki Do?(Not the Marvel version)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Playing it by ear. Rigid schedules aren't my style.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I used to actually think the Police Academy movies were funny back when I was nine years old. That's old enough to know better.

I don't post every random fact about myself on here, but you can ask me anything. I'm extremely open, and unashamed of almost anything someone could ask me about. The first paragraph in this section is a rare exception.

I'm all for making progress in life, but have no respect whatsoever for age roles, such as doing/not doing something at age X simply because "that's what people do." If you disagree, you'll hate me as much as I hate Pat Sajak, and you don't even want to know how much I hate him.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you're the artsy type(regarding music, graphic design, photography--you name it.)

You can politely and intelligently explain to me what's so great about Mad Men besides the sets and costumes(I've seen the first three seasons, and will probably watch the fourth, so let it never be said that I'm closed-minded.)

If you're just looking for friends, that's peachy as well.

If you are spiritual on some level but don't mind my agnosticism/atheism/whatever you want to call it, I think we can get along. If you think morality needs religion, however, we won't.

No traditional game-playing. Bluntless is fantastic and I recommend it to anyone. Remove that pointless stressor from your life!

Oh, and please don't like Ayn Rand, Rand Paul, or Paul Ryan.