Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My profile may one day benefit from not resembling a Russian novel.
If only I knew how to do that.
I work from home and make my own hours, making sure a certain bit
of the internet doesn't suck too much for you to use.
I grew up around here, but had a lot of life experience becoming a
new incarnation of myself in NYC for 6 years. Turns out a lot of
cities are pricy.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Artsy stuff. I have a huge, long-term project, and even if I can't
perfectly hit every "deadline" it's still very usable for the
future. Thing is, I still have some fundamentals to master if the
*story* is to be properly illustrated. If i can't draw it, I can't
present the plot and stuff. I didn't get into this so much until
Trying to come up with a podcast.
Learning Japanese/Swedish...remarkably slowly.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Critical thinking, which should be a core requirement in all
Acting. I'm much better for screen/voice acting than stage, but I
have done some stage work, which is like a career military vet
saying he's done some Vietnam work.
Remembering things in detail indefinitely. I once remembered an
instrumental for over 20 years, and was finally able to identify it
just by humming the main melody into a website so a person could
The first things people usually notice about me
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On a more "superficial" level? My supernaturally youthful
appearance. People eventually learn that I simply do not age. You
might say I have "a little Elijah Wood thing going on."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
(A) Fantasy, science fiction, Humor-driven books, history, crime
thrillers, but really, as with any medium, I seek out whatever I
expect to relate to, such as:
Anything on mythology/paganism/heathenism. I'm just into the
Philip K. Dick
Anything about lucid dreaming
Books on art
True crime. Mostly ones about the mob.
(B) Many.. Here are just a few examples:
Movies/TV are very different from music for me because I find that
there's still plenty of great material on mainstream TV and even in
Hollywood sometimes. You don't have to dig nearly as deep
underground to find good stuff in these fields as you do in
Shows I'm really into include:
Rick and Morty
SNL(which has recently regained much of its long-absent
Freaks and Geeks
An Idiot Abroad
Curb Your Enthusiasm
Orange is the New Black
Trailer Park Boys
Life on Mars/Ashes to Ashes saga
Doctor Who in the original run and this one, especially when
Russell T. Davies doesn't write the episode
...and Miami FUCKING Vice. Best show Giancarlo Esposito's ever been
in. Yep. I said it.
Asian Kung-Fu Generation
At The Gates
East River Pipe
The Wedding Present
The Joy Formidable
The Jesus and Mary Chain
Throwing Muses/Kristin Hersh
Sally Shapiro(and tons of classic Italo disco)
(E) I'm pescetarian, and not preachy(or activist, for that matter.)
Not very picky about food, but some's better than others, and I
like most things originating from the Far East or Europe that are
within my dietary restrictions. Speaking of food, I also have a
strong urge to see Anthony Bourdain pummeled into humility. That'd
take a lot.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The knowledge that there are some people that share my desire to
defend free expression in whatever way--and have reasonable ideas
of how to go about doing so.
My sense of humor. I'm fairly clownish, in a non-juggalo kind of
Art--including any form--music/movies/TV
shows/books/comics/stand-up comedy. I'll also include creating art
here as a need.
Non-internet social interaction. Do you miss the days when there
was more of that as much as I do?
Other parts of the world/country to take interest in and travel
Lucid dreaming is too badass for words.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The 80s, of which I am a lifelong non-ironic fan.
How to be increasingly non-dogmatic
What Would Loki Do?(Not the Marvel version)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Playing it by ear. Rigid schedules aren't my style.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I used to actually think the Police Academy movies were funny back
when I was nine years old. That's old enough to know better.
I don't post every random fact about myself on here, but you can
ask me anything. I'm extremely open, and unashamed of almost
anything someone could ask me about. The first paragraph in this
section is a rare exception.
I'm all for making progress in life, but have no respect whatsoever
for age roles, such as doing/not doing something at age X simply
because "that's what people do." If you disagree, you'll hate me
almost as much as I hate Pat Sajak.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you're into doing art-related stuff(regarding music, graphic
design, photography--you name it.)
You can politely and accurately explain to me what's so great about
Mad Men besides the sets and costumes(I've had this line in here
for 3+ years and have received exactly zero answers.)
If you're just looking for friends, that's peachy as well.
You don't have to be an atheist, but you have to be
atheist-friendly. Agnostics are also atheists, though this is such
a common misconception I don't get too riled up if people have it.
If you think morality needs a god/religion, that's a major
Oh, and please don't be a fan of Ayn Rand, Rand Paul, or Paul Ryan.
I'd take Nixon over those clowns 8 days a week.
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