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28 New Orleans, LA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 7:46pm
5′ 9″ (1.76m)
Body type
Strictly anything
Not at all
Agnosticism, and very serious about it
Working on university
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I went to culinary school.
I like food.
I like science fiction.
I like music.
I claim to hate hipsters but I probably am one. womp womp.
I like to ride my bicycle.
I like sailing and sailboats.
I like to travel.
I'm alternately very serious and very silly.
I don't have a smartphone.
I'm not on facebook.
I whistle often.
I'm a feminist.
I was born in New Orleans.
I think a lot.
I yam what I yam.
yams are fucking delicious.
I have attention deficit disorder.
Rock climbing addict.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
- Double majoring in Psychology and Chemistry at UNO
- staying active somehow
- taking care of a dog
- sushi chef
- trying to enjoy it
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
dancing (free form, not tango or anything), eating fast, cooking, spacing out, being punctual, whistling, analyzing, driving, riding my bike with no hands, climbing things
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
This is the stupidest question.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Brian Eno, Melvins, Fu Manchu, Tomahawk, Ween, Beck, Boards of Canada, Stevie Wonder, Frank Ocean, Amon Tobin, Primus, Nine Inch Nails, The Books, The Meters, The Wild Magnolias, Siriusmo, Klaus Nomi, Plaid, Radiohead, Calexico, James Blake, James Booker, Morphine, Peter Gabriel, Stevie Wonder, Minnie Riperton, Cylob, Joanna Newsom, The Prodigy, Eyedea and Abilities, Dose One, James Holden, Tchaikovsky, Chopin, Arvo Pärt...

I Love movies. Boyhood, Fantastic Planet, Bladerunner, Primer, Stalker, There Will be Blood, No Country for Old Men, The Fifth Element, 12 Monkeys, Alien, Aliens, Terminator 2, Demolition Man, Akira, Ghost in the Shell, Cube, Princess Mononoke, A Boy and his Dog, La Jetee, Fear and Loathing, Jurassic Park, The Professional, The Graduate, Rambo, Being John Malkovich, Fight Club...

Books: Neuromancer, Ender's Game, Xenogenesis: Dawn, American Psycho

TV: The Wire, Six Feet Under, Rick and Morty, Community, Farscape, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, nature documentaries, Tim and Eric
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
nature of some sort
rock climbing
exercise of some sort
possibility of travel
This makes me sound like quite the hippie, doesn't it? Don't worry, I'm very clean and I smell nice.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How much of your personality is the way it is because of your unique, individual brain chemistry?

feminism, sex, whatever homework is due, rock climbing, neuroscience/neuropharmacology

How and when can I move out of New Orleans to a place where there is more accessible nature?

I also spend a good deal of time thinking about what would be the most wildly inappropriate/offensive thing to do in any current situation. No, I generally don't actually do these things - I am not one of those people who is subversive and crass just for the sake of it.

fishing hooks. don't ask why, I have no idea
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Erm, the days of the week don't really matter to me. On a Friday night I could stay home and do homework or watch movies. On a tuesday night I could go out and drink way too much with some friends. On a thursday night I could go wandering around city park or exploring an abandoned building.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I once had my penis pierced, but it wasn't too great. It is no longer pierced.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have lived here for more than a year.

You aren't offended by anything and often find strange/disgusting/offensive things funny. If you love to discuss, but you don't talk way too much. You are real. You don't mind getting dirty. You are kind. You are down to earth. If you don't mind walking sometimes. If you're not a girly girl. If you're into science fiction. If you want to go on a long bike ride and climb trees. If the concept of non-monogamy intrigues you.

If one or two of these things describe you, give me a shout.