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koerner_taco

27 M New Orleans, LA

My Details

Last Online
Jul 19
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.76m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Virgo
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I went to culinary school.
I like food.
I like science fiction.
I like music.
I claim to hate hipsters but I probably am one. Fuck it.
I like to ride my bicycle.
I like sailing and sailboats.
I like to travel.
I'm alternately very serious and very silly.
I don't have a smart phone.
I'm not on Facebook.
I whistle often.
I'm a feminist.
I am hetero-flexible.
I was born in New Orleans.
I think a lot.
I yam what I yam.
yams are fucking delicious.
I have attention deficit disorder.
I love rock climbing more than anything else in this world, bar none. If I could do nothing but climb, I would do that in a heartbeat.

I am currently in a relationship with remily.
What I’m doing with my life
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- At UNO studying Psychology; undergrad.
- climbing
- sailing
- trying to enjoy it
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
dancing (free form, not tango or anything), eating fast, cooking, spacing out, being punctual, whistling, analyzing, driving, riding my bike with no hands, teaching people how to rock climb
The first things people usually notice about me
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my huge tits
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Tomahawk, Ween, Beck, Boards of Canada, Stevie Wonder, Frank Ocean, Amon Tobin, Primus, Nine Inch Nails, The Books, The Meters, The Wild Magnolias, Siriusmo, Klaus Nomi, Plaid, Radiohead, Neutral Milk Hotel, Calexico, James Blake, James Booker, Morphine, Peter Gabriel, The Prodigy, Stevie Wonder, Minnie Riperton, Cylob, Joanna Newsom, The Prodigy, Eyedea and Abilities, Dose One, James Holden, Tchaikovsky, Chopin, Arvo Pärt...

I Love movies. Fantastic Planet, Bladerunner, Primer, Stalker, There Will be Blood, No Country for Old Men, The Fifth Element, 12 Monkeys, Alien, Aliens, Terminator 2, Demolition Man, Akira, Ghost in the Shell, Cube, Princess Mononoke, A Boy and his Dog, La Jetee, Fear and Loathing, Jurassic Park, The Professional, The Graduate, Rambo, Being John Malkovich, Fight Club...

Books: Neuromancer, Ender's Game, Xenogenesis: Dawn, American Psycho

TV: The Wire, Six Feet Under Rick and Morty, Community, Farscape, Breaking Bad, Lexx, nature documentaries, Tim and Eric
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
water
nature of some sort
sunshine
rock climbing
exercise of some sort
bicycle
possibility of travel
This makes me sound like quite the hippie, doesn't it? Don't worry, I'm very clean and I smell nice.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Monoamines and emotion

feminism, sex, whatever homework is due, rock climbing, social/economic differences, why culture is the way it is and how it differs from person to race to area to age to...

I also spend a good deal of time thinking about what would be the most wildly inappropriate/offensive thing to do in any current situation. No, I generally don't actually do these things - I am not one of those people who is subversive and crass just for the sake of it.

fishing hooks. don't ask why, I have no idea
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Erm, the days of the week don't really matter to me. On a Friday night I could stay home and do homework or watch movies. On a tuesday night I could go out and drink way too much with some friends. On a thursday night I could go wandering around city park or exploring an abandoned building.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I once had my penis pierced, but it wasn't too great. It is no longer pierced.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 23–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You aren't offended by anything and often find strange/disgusting/offensive things funny. If you love to discuss, but you don't talk way too much. You are real. You don't mind getting dirty. You are kind. You are down to earth. If you don't mind walking sometimes. If you're not a girly girl. If you're into science fiction. If you want to go on a long bike ride and climb trees.

If one or two of these things describe you, give me a shout.

Shit, message me if you'd like to have a beer and a conversation.