I'm looking for someone to have fun with, and hopefully more. Must be open-minded and open/honest. I'm not patient with BS. I'm bi and interested in dating someone of any sexual orientation.

I'm recently divorced, and it's been a tough few months. Very soon I will have my own place.

I'll want to see your picture. Not interested in anyone who is not local. Also not interested in anyone under 30 or over 50. I'm not looking for a one-night stand, but I'm also not asking for a lifelong commitment either.

Worst bad habit: Nail biting

Biggest addiction: Ice cream!!

Favorite indulgence: Sleeping

Simplest pleasure: Holding one of my dogs

I am silly, lighthearted, and genuine.

I'm starting out on a new phase of my life. Not sure what's next.

I get a kick out of my kid, but I just don't get enough time with him. My job's nothing spectacular, but I can't complain. If you have to work for someone else, this job isn't so bad.

I've been playing the cello for four years now. I swim when I find the time. I like to read but don't find much time for it.

anything that doesn't require coordination. I kick butt at trivia, and I'm really cut out for anything that requires editing/proofreading.

is my smile.

Do you really care? I enjoy many, so if you'd like to know, we can discuss.

I won't mention people, because this says "things".

1. Chap stick
2. Lotion
3. My king-sized bed
4. Caffeine (chai is awesome!)
5. My phone (always on the web!)
6. Comfortable shoes

my son.

falling asleep early on the couch

I'm in the witness protection program.

you've read my profile. I'm going to get really pissed off really fast if you show your ignorance in any of the following ways:
1. You open with "I'm horny."
2. You think my being bisexual means _____ (fill in the blank). It's my sexual orientation. Don't assume anything based on your preconceived notions.
3. You don't have your own place, or at least have some place to "entertain." (If you have kids, that's a different story. I can work around that.)
4. You're looking for a one-night stand. There are plenty of other ways to get off; I'm not here for your sexual gratification.