Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a dude. I enjoy doing dude-ish stuff, like picking up heavy
things and moving them from here to there. I like to drive cars,
and fix them when they break. I like to shoot guns, if only for the
loud noise they make. I pee on things. I like to tear down walls in
my house and put them back up. I like to build things. I'll
occasionally break something (because I'm a bit of a klutz), and
I'll enjoy fixing it. I don't like, or play sports, however. I
simply never had any interest in games of physical prowess.
I have many not-dude-specific interests as well. I enjoy cooking
food. Not just frozen pizza, burgers, and steaks. I mean
real food. Like from-scratch spaghettii or alfredo, desserts
(you should really try my cheesecake of death), and any new recipe
I can find. I'd like to go to culinary school so I could be
someone's personal cordon bleu chef. I enjoy growing bonsai (you
know, those cute little trees). I like to sit around and watch
something on TV with people. Occasionally, I'll play a video game.
Every now and then, I like to break out my flute and play something
(although I haven't done that much since high school).
Some of the things I enjoy most people would call downright girly.
I really enjoy cleaning the house. I like washing the dishes, by
hand. Laundry day is a weekly event I look forward to with great
anticipation. I'm even looking forward to the day when I have some
kids to make messes for me to clean up.
I also, believe it or not, like to spend time in the company of
women. Yes, yes, I know I'm a freak, but they're just so good to
look at, and smell, and touch. I think it would be really neat if I
had one of my own.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Right now, I am striving to become more awesome than I already am.
Yesterday, was a pretty awesome day, but it was nothing compared to
today, and tomorrow is looking good too.
On a daily basis, I fix ICEE machines (Take a break to go get one
for yourself, you deserve a treat.) Then I come home and fix up my
house a bit. Got a bit of painting to do, and need to look into
getting these windows replaced.
As to goals... My 5-year plan isn't too complicated: Meet a woman
as awesome as myself to spend a good long time with, sell this
house and buy a small farm out in the country (but not far enough
out to hear banjos), and maybe start breeding my army with which I
plan to conquer the earth.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Mac Guyvering stuff. I think I'm a little TOO non-specialized. If I
want to be good at something, it takes me twice as long as someone
with no talent.
Tire gone flat? Stove busted? House on fire? Can't find the ginger
for your chicken? Yeah, I can solve all those problems, and only
two of them might need a paperclip.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I've never actually asked anybody what the first thing they noticed
about me was. However; if I put myself in the position of casual
observer, and walk past myself, the first thing I would notice
would probably be my solidity. Very much a viscous solid.
I'd see my massiveness next. I'm not actually very large; quite the
opposite. I'm 6' (5' 11.75" without shoes) tall, and I only weigh
150-160 lbs (it can change by 10 lbs depending on how much I had
for lunch the past week), but people JUMP to get out of my way as
though I were a miffed sumo. (maybe I just have a scary
Having made it past my massive solidness, I'd most likely flag me
as a Man. Because, well, I'm kinda mannish.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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My favorite books are usually of the serial variety. I read
constantly, and spent more money at the used book store in '06 than
in all the retail stores combined, in my whole life. I have some
favorite authors (Heinlein, Niven, Goodkind), but I can't choose a
favorite. They're all just so wonderful.
I don't really have any favorite movies, and my musical interests
are so far-flung that it has become impossible to describe my
tastes. I like a bit of everything, and a whole lot of a few
Food... Now there's something I can get into! My favorite sandwich
is two fried eggs (over medium) with cheese, mayo, and a slice of
ham. My favorite staple is baked potatoes with butter, sour cream,
cheese, and whatever else is in the fridge. My favorite sushi is
the eel roll. My favorite pig-out food is spaghettii (or lasagne,
they're about the same). My favorite dessert? It's an abombination
I created myself. The 5-layer Cheesecake of Death
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
: I live
for my music. It is not merely the spice of my dish of life, it is
the plate that holds it up. It's the fork that helps me to eat.
It's the squishy bits that allow me to process the sensations of
taste and texture in the meal. Without music, I'd not be
2.) Coca Cola
Seriously, I'm wondering if maybe they went back to the original
recipe and stopped taking the cocaine out. I'm hooked.
3.) My buddies
My little brother Darren, and my best friend/roommate DJ. They put
up with me and don't ask too many questions.
: I love it.
Some of it even tastes good! I'd die if I couldn't eat.
: Yes I'm
digging, but you gotta admit, it's pretty damn necessary.
: After all, when
you've got nothing to do, you've always got something
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Too much stuff. I try as hard as I can NOT to think, because when I
do, I end up hurting myself (like the time I shoved the chisel
through my hand when a random thought distracted me.)
Common themes, however, include: World conquest; New recipes to
try; Bonsai; Body modification; Learning everything I can; Pain,
and how to avoid it.
Lately, my mental processes have been tuned to the family channel.
I think that, just maybe, I'm ready to start working toward the
wife and kids thing.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Playing with my cats and wondering what normal people would do on
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I still have a stuffed animal (raccoon named Charles) from when I
was a kid.
You should message me if
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to scroll all the way back up next. That's a lot of scrolling (due
to my long-windedness), even if you just skimmed/skipped over
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