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kooskoostheevil

36 M Orlando, FL

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Rather not say
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), C++ (Poorly), Other (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I am, possibly.
What I’m doing with my life
Livin' 'til I die. Unless I come up with a way to become immortal, at which point, I'll be forced to reevaluate my outlook on life slightly.
I’m really good at
This, that, and, on a good day, a few other things.
The first things people usually notice about me
...is me. Then, they immediately bask in the beautiful, wonderful, fabulous, incredible, unbelievable, irresistable glow of my awesomeness!
The six things I could never do without
Oxygen
Water
Food
Vital Organs
Sleep
Bathroom/Shower
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Quantum physics, antidisestablishmentarianism, hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia, pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis, Insomnia and the Hole in the Universe.
On a typical Friday night I am
Rocking out to polka greats of the 1870s in a bearskin rug, pair of lime green, crotchless underwear, a knight's helmet, and a pair of bright pink high heels, in a crowded area.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am, in fact, that one guy that did that one thing that one time.
I’m looking for
  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
...if you want to, can find the message me button, and you are capable of putting together a coherent message.