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35 M Woburn, MA

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Last Online
Today – 8:58am
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Graduated from masters program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Might want kids
Likes dogs
English, Japanese (Fluently), German (Okay)

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My self-summary
Why is it that trying to summarize yourself in a profile self-summary box is seemingly the absolute worst of all First World Problems ?
What I’m doing with my life
Wandering around. Binge watching. Taking selfies in various bathroom mirrors with exotic animals while leaning up against extravagant cars that aren't Mine. Bumping into things in the dark occasionally. Wondering where that Malaysian Air plane is like everyone else. Hoping Vladimir Putin will put his shirt back on eventually.

As far as work.... I'm involved in several non-disclosure agreements so best not to list on the interwebz. I assure you. It is some serious next level James Bond shiznit.
I’m really good at
-Losing my cellphone in the house and then zeroing in on it with laser-like radar accuracy before the buzzing stops.

-Singing in the car/shower and making up my own lyrics to songs when I have no idea what they are saying kind of like Pitbull does when he runs out of English lyrics and then just starts saying random Spanish.

* Note: These are in addition obviously to all the normal boring stuff like being good at achieving my goals, and flawlessly remembering everyone's birthdays because I have Facebook reminders.
The first things people usually notice about me
Someone on this site told me that I look good with a beard, but I'm not sure how I'm supposed to take that because in essence that means, hey you look good....when half of your face is covered up.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I pretty much like everything in the world but liver. Sorry liver, it's not you it's me, although I'm sure you're full of lots of good nutrients.
The six things I could never do without
1 Complusive iPhone AppStore purchases after midnight
2 Guitar
3 Laughing so hard you tip over and start wheezing
4 And for some reason I trust Wikipedia more than my own mother
5 Cheese
6 TBT's ?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How I do not believe in Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny or the Tooth Fairy, but I'll be damned if there is no such thing as the Sock Monster!

He's gotta have at least 100 of mine by now. Give me a break and go find some other person's dryer to haunt!!
On a typical Friday night I am
Playing basketball with the fellas, hanging out with fun friends, random dinner parties, making slight tweaks on my plan to conquer the earth.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
is that I think you look stunningly delicious.

Don't blush... you did read down this far after all.....

This is your last chance before the okcupid spy bots send me an email about you. Quick! Swipe left!!!

Haha. Didn't work huh?
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–34
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If you want to make people look at me funny when I'm riding the T alone because you just sent me a message that left me grinning ear to ear.