10. For the highly relevant match questions regarding nuclear war
9. Not as many headless bathroom mirror selfies on instagram
8. No social skills in person
7. I love writing self summaries about myself
6. Eharmony rejected me because they suspected I was gay
5. So I can find someone who’s Thanksgiving-worthy
4. To see which of my coworkers are on here… OMG!!
3. So I can tell my mom I am working on this grandkids thing
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1. Hey, it’s free…. What could possibly go wrong?