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TawkNerdyToMe

35 Woburn, MA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–34
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:30am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity
Sign
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Management
Income
$100,000–$150,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Might want kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English, Japanese (Fluently), German (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
But don’t take my word for it, here are what people around me are saying:

“He makes the best mix tapes”
-college roommate

“Man, this guy gets some good catalogs”
-Bob the mailman

“He never gets mad when my dog barks at him for no apparent reason.”
-my neighbor

“Really it’s not him, it was me”
ex-girlfriend

“ Woof wuf wUff aaaaaarrrrrf”
-brother’s dog
Roughly translated, that equates to something like “he cleans good poo”

“He knows how to put the toilet seat down and he kinda fixed my headlight.”
-my Mom

“I’ll ride this passenger any time”
-Random Uber driver who may have a questionable grasp on the English language

"I am all about gender equality, but let's face it, only one of us is gonna be lil spoon."
-me
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Bumping into things in the dark. Binge watching. Taking selfies in various bathroom mirrors with exotic animals while leaning up against extravagant cars that aren't mine.
Pet hoarding. Getting hangry.

And I also have a job. Apparently some of you high standards gals are putting that in the requirements these days.

And as an added bonus, I do not live in my parents' (or anyone else's ) basement for that matter.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Losing my cellphone in the house and then zeroing in on it with laser-like radar accuracy before the buzzing stops.

-Singing in the car/shower and making up my own lyrics to songs when I have no idea what they are saying kind of like Pitbull does when he runs out of English lyrics and then just starts saying random Spanish. Yes, I fully realize that any mention of Pitbull will cause people to abort my profile suddenly.

* Note: These are in addition obviously to all the normal boring stuff like being good at achieving my goals, and flawlessly remembering everyone's birthdays because I have Facebook reminders.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Bumping into things in the dark. Binge watching. Taking selfies in various bathroom mirrors with exotic animals while leaning up against extravagant cars that aren't mine.
Pet hoarding. Getting hangry.

And I also have a job. Apparently some of you high standards gals are putting that in the requirements these days.

And as an added bonus, I do not live in my parents' (or anyone else's ) basement for that matter.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I pretty much like everything in the world but liver. Sorry liver, it's not you it's me, although I'm sure you're full of lots of good nutrients.

And I don't always watch TV series, but when I do.... I binge watch 9 seasons in one 48 hr. sitting!!!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1 Complusive iPhone AppStore purchases after midnight
2 GuitarIng
3 Laughing so hard you tip over and start wheezing
4 And for some reason I trust Wikipedia more than my own mother
5 Being forcibly removed from the Whole Foods cheese sample aisle.
6 More cowbell
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Since most people are buried in suits, will the zombie apocalypse be a semi-formal event?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Playing basketball with the fellas, hanging out with fun friends, random dinner parties, making slight tweaks on my plan to conquer the earth.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Is that if I was checking out your profile, I probably think you look stunningly delicious.

Don't blush... you did read down this far after all
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you want to make people look at me funny when I'm riding the T alone because you just sent me a message that left me grinning ear to ear.