Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
But don’t take my word for it, here are what people around me are
“He makes the best mix tapes”
“Man, this guy gets some good catalogs”
-Bob the mailman
“He never gets mad when my dog barks at him for no apparent
“Really it’s not him, it was me”
“ Woof wuf wUff aaaaaarrrrrf”
Roughly translated, that equates to something like “he cleans good
“He knows how to put the toilet seat down and he kinda fixed my
“I’ll ride this passenger any time”
-Random Uber driver who may have a questionable grasp on the
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Binge watching. Taking selfies in various bathroom mirrors with
exotic animals while leaning up against extravagant cars that
Pet hoarding. Getting hangry. Earning my black belt in Zumba.
Making sure I don't end up as little spoon in my sleep.
And I also have a job. Apparently some of you high standards gals
are putting that in the requirements these days.
And as an added bonus, I do not live in my parents' (or anyone
else's ) basement for that matter.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Losing my cellphone in the house and then zeroing in on it with
laser-like radar accuracy before the buzzing stops.
-Singing in the car/shower and making up my own lyrics to songs
when I have no idea what they are saying kind of like Pitbull does
when he runs out of English lyrics and then just starts saying
random Spanish. Yes, I fully realize that any mention of Pitbull
will cause people to abort my profile suddenly.
* Note: These are in addition obviously to all the normal boring
stuff like being good at achieving my goals, and flawlessly
remembering everyone's birthdays because I have Facebook reminders.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Someone on the site once remarked that I looked good with a beard,
and then I was like wait, that's a kind of a sneaky way of saying
hey you look good.... only when half of your face is covered up!!!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I pretty much like everything in the world but liver. Sorry liver,
it's not you it's me, although I'm sure you're full of lots of good
And I don't always watch TV series, but when I do.... I binge watch
9 seasons in one 48 hr. sitting!!!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1 Complusive AppStore purchases after midnight
3 Laughing so hard you tip over and start wheezing
4 And for some reason I trust Wikipedia more than my own
5 Being forcibly removed from the Whole Foods cheese sample
6 More cowbell
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What most people don't realize is that since the majority of people
are buried in suits, the Zombie Apocalypse will most likely be a
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Playing basketball with the fellas, hanging out with fun friends,
random dinner parties, making slight tweaks on my plan to conquer
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Is that if I was checking out your profile, I probably think you
look stunningly delicious.
Don't blush... you did read down this far after all
You should message me if
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If you want to make people look at me funny when I'm riding the T
alone because you just sent me a message that left me grinning ear
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