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shlemazel

26 New York, NY Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
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Education
University
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
$60,000–$70,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Russian (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I get the feeling that few people have the capacity to enjoy life the way I do. But maybe we all have that feeling about ourselves.

I don't take myself, or anyone else too seriously. Especially when it comes to online dating.

Let's go hiking.
What I’m doing with my life
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My trabajo is r&d at a non-internet startup which bought my startup in an unlucrative deal. Though I like to think of it being spelled startp strtup startupr startuply and so forth...

Wishing I had more time to pursue a graduate degree in chemistry..
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Playing sports enthusiastically despite lack of skill
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm Russian, but not in the "Gucci, buy you a gold watch and think of you as property" sense- just culturally. I don't know if this is actually the first thing people notice.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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For example: Joe Frank Radio- http://www.joefrank.com/listen.php

I like singing and playing Russian guitar singer songwriter stuff. I like listening to it as well.

Johnny Cash

I read a lot, lately in audio form (still stubbornly calling it reading!!). Can send audiobooks to interested parties via google drive.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Second chances
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How things work (manufacturing processes, bee hives, polymers,etc)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Beating a dead horse

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Just going to use this space to complain a bit:

Fuck netflix. Why does everyone have to write that they sometimes spend their friday curled up with netflix and a glass of wine? Life is too short to watch tv.
You should message me if
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You don't mind meeting after only a brief exchange. I get bored quickly chatting online.

You desperately want to get to know a guy that is scuba certified.

Porch drinking...

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