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26 M New York, NY

My Details

Last Online
Apr 16
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Science / Engineering
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
English (Fluently), Russian (Fluently)

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My self-summary
******Am in Tampa until Sunday evening for work. Wouldn't mind ml doing something fun in the evening. *****

Update: Ok-cupid has been little more than a
waste of time. I am not a fan of internet interactions.

View my old profile below:

About myself:

I like making things happen

I'm honest

Trying to be aloof, usually failing

While I'm on here I wouldn't mind meeting a girl(s) who likes things like fishing... chess... day drinking... dislikes tv.

All you need to know about me is that I'm, like, totally a Gemini or an aries with a hint of IJGNC and the emotional texture of a delicate plum-roasted duck.

If you took the above statement seriously up to the duck part, and especially if you have personality test results (i.e. IJNT and such) in your profile we probably shouldn't mate.
What I’m doing with my life
I work at a boring non social media startup (we are not the next twitbookgram).

Wishing I had more time to pursue my graduate degree in chemistry.

Let's be serious. All I really want is to meet a girl who owns a giant, slobbering monster of a whatever progress may be happening in my general life, I am failing at my one true aspiration.
I’m really good at
I peaked around 16 years old... have mostly been sliding downhill since.

The 16 year old me was a glorious lover, a bread winner and a marvelous billiards player... today I administer the life of the rust patched wreckage of his marvelous body and the cavernous cranial hollows that were once filled by his mind. However, I am still pretty good at billiards. I have also learned to eat frozen yogurt like a pregnant woman, which can be considered a skill.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm Russian, but not in the "Gucci, buy you a gold watch and think of you as property" sense, just culturally. I don't know if this is actually the first thing people notice.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
For example: Joe Frank Radio-

I like singing and playing Russian guitar. I like listening to it as well.

I read a lot, lately in audio form (still stubbornly calling it reading!!).

If you want to marry me you will have to read or audiobook the Gulag Archipelago, everything else is up for debate... Currently listening to a particularly brilliant version of the confederacy of dunces. Can share via google drive if you like.
The six things I could never do without
1. Second chances
3. Outsourcing
5. audio books
6. Vysotsky
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How things work (manufacturing processes, bee hives, polymers,etc)
On a typical Friday night I am
Beating a dead horse
I’m looking for
  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 20–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You don't mind meeting after only a brief exchange. Life is short and I don't want to spend it chatting online.

You are into things like the pursuit of knowledge or porch drinking rather than things like expensive purses or anti-abortion rallies. (Just throwing a few examples out there)

I can tell fake happiness from real happiness. You can be sad or.happy, just.don't be fake. Extra points for happy.