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shlemazel

26 M New York, NY

I’m looking for

  • Straight women only
  • Ages 20–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 23
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
University
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
$60,000–$70,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Russian (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I like making things happen

I'm honest

Trying to be aloof, usually failing

ALERT: I am available for summer dog and park stuff! Get on it before summer is out the door!!!

Long term I am, perhaps, looking for a girlfriend who will also be my personal trainer- force me to go running... tell me to get down and give her 20... things like that.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work at a non-internet/app startup which bought my startup in an unlucrative deal.

Wishing I had more time to pursue my graduate degree in chemistry..
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making that which is simple complex, and simplifying complexities
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm Russian, but not in the "Gucci, buy you a gold watch and think of you as property" sense- just culturally. I don't know if this is actually the first thing people notice.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
For example: Joe Frank Radio- http://www.joefrank.com/listen.php

I like singing and playing Russian guitar singer songwriter stuff. I like listening to it as well.

Johnny Cash

I read a lot, lately in audio form (still stubbornly calling it reading!!). Can send audiobooks to interested parties via google drive.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Second chances
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How things work (manufacturing processes, bee hives, polymers,etc)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Beating a dead horse
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You don't mind meeting after only a brief exchange. Life is short and I don't want to spend it chatting online.

You desperately want to get to know a guy that is scuba certified.