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26 M New York, NY

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Last Online
Today – 7:01pm
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Science / Engineering
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
English (Fluently), Russian (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
About myself:

I like making things happen

I'm honest

Trying to be aloof, usually failing

ALERT: I am available for summer dog and park stuff! Get on it before summer is out the door!!!

Long term I am, perhaps, looking for a girlfriend who will also be my personal trainer- force me to go running... tell me to get down and give her 20... things like that.

For those of you that work in finance. Think of the dog as the bond and me as the call option.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work at a non social media startup which bought my startup in an unlucrative deal.

Wishing I had more time to pursue my graduate degree in chemistry..
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I peaked around 16 years old... have mostly been sliding downhill since.

The 16 year old me was a glorious lover, a bread winner and a marvelous billiards player... today I administer the life of the rust patched wreckage of his marvelous body and the cavernous cranial hollows that were once filled by his mind. However, I am still pretty good at billiards. I have also learned to eat frozen yogurt like a pregnant woman, which can be considered a skill.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm Russian, but not in the "Gucci, buy you a gold watch and think of you as property" sense- just culturally. I don't know if this is actually the first thing people notice.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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For example: Joe Frank Radio-

I like singing and playing Russian guitar singer songwriter stuff. I like listening to it as well.

I read a lot, lately in audio form (still stubbornly calling it reading!!).

If you want to marry me you will have to read or audiobook the Gulag Archipelago, everything else is up for debate... Currently listening to a particularly brilliant version of the confederacy of dunces. Can share via google drive if you like.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Second chances
3. Outsourcing
5. audio books
6. Vysotsky
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How things work (manufacturing processes, bee hives, polymers,etc)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Beating a dead horse
I’m looking for
  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 20–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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You don't mind meeting after only a brief exchange. Life is short and I don't want to spend it chatting online.