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krakenbuffet

33 M Minneapolis, MN

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:35am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Job
Education
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Don't ask me what I want to be when I grow up, but my dream is to work at this voyageur re-enactment camp I fell in love with. Basically you dress up in buckskin clothes, sing French songs about beavers, take tourists around in birch bark canoes, and shoot muskets into the air. I think I could be deliriously happy doing this.

I'm really into politics but I make it a point never to vote, and I'm proud of it. I don't want to be responsible for anyone else's trigger-happy policies. I think if everyone took all the effort they put into elections and used it to plant a garden or talk to their neighbors or ride a bike this country would be a more fantastical place. Don't give me a lecture about how I should move to Russia and get a job clubbing seals at the gulag in order to teach me the true value of freedom.

I try to grab whatever inspiration I can from social movements in Latin America. Once I lived in the countryside in Guatemala and now I like to lie in bed and listen to the rain when it first starts because it sounds like the slapping sound of hands making tortillas before the sun rises.

I'm also pretty interested in synchronicity, lucid dreaming, harmonica, old-time radio, coin tricks,gravitational anomalies, gardening, caves, hash browns, urban exploration, ,kung fu, freeing Palestine, spontaneous human combustion,werewolves,houseboats, survival skills, tearing down the prison-industrial complex,
independent media,handstands,and sledding, to
name a few things.
What I’m doing with my life
Teaching kids about the horrors of the federal reserve. Making things out of trash. Winter biking. Growing vegetables. Practicing obscure Russian martial arts. Playing my harmonica in the shower to get the acoustics right.
I’m really good at
Finding the logic in your flaws.
The first things people usually notice about me
My silky radio voice which I can say, with all modesty, sounds about as smooth as a baby seal jumping out of an Arctic pool in a velvet jumpsuit.

Someone once told me I look like a cross between Howdy Doody and a dust bowl refugee.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books:
Hunter S. Thompson, anything by Disinfo,Gurdjieff,Howard Zinn,Carl Jung, HP Lovecraft, Terrance McKenna, Neil Gaiman, Greg Palast,Paulo Coelho, Fortean Times, Lao Tzu, Robert Anton Wilson, Amy Goodman,books about ninja mind control by Ashida Kim, Rumi, Eduardo Galeano, Ivan Ilich, Alan Moore, Graham Hancock, any books written by old anarchists in their own blood on the back of a waffle before they died in prison (if these can be found), books about the CIA's connection to international drug trafficking

Movies:
Repo Man (the most important film ever made), the Twilight Zone, City of Lost Children, Pi, Newsies, Underground, Tideland, No Such Thing, Blue Velvet, Dead Ringers, The Grapes of Wrath,Little Shop of Horrors,Dark Days,What Would Jesus Buy? (I'm in this movie if you can spot the back of my head), Persepolis,Network

I also like documentaries, especially about what some folks might consider "conspiracies." If you want to talk about government manipulation of the weather it's a big turn-on.

Music:
Nick Cave,Leonard Cohen, Woody Guthrie, The Misfits, Public Enemy, Balkan Beat Box, Tom Waits,The Pogues,My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult,Digable Planets,Guitar Wolf,Salt n Pepa,Jelly Roll Morton,Atari Teenage Riot, the Faint, LedBelly, Miss Dynamite, old western swing, Mexican romanticos, sea chanties, KRS-One

Food:
Whatever's in the Whole Foods dumpster. And yam fries.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How does 10% of the world manage to hold onto 90% of the wealth? Where did all the people at Machu Pichu disappear to? How can I use the techniques employed by boy bands to teach kids that corporations are not cool? Is there such a thing as evil, or do people merely act in their own self-interest? Is the sasquatch more human or more ape-like? When you accidentally walk in on people in the bathroom and say you're sorry why do they always reply "it's okay" when it's not really okay?..I guess I also think a lot about what the city would look like without cars and whether or not love can be boiled down to a chemical reaction.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
When I was little I used to make a tail out of toilet paper, put it in my butt, and jump down from the top of the toilet pretending I was a Thundercat. Eventually I got in trouble for wasting toilet paper. But every now and then when I'm in a public bathroom I get the urge to become a full-grown Thundercat again.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You enjoy fighting Nazis in the streets, building barricades, and smashing patriarchy with a god damn sledgehammer but are also into just hanging out at home listening to Leonard Cohen and drinking smoothies. If you would like to be taken on a romantic tour of Google Earth anomalies. Or if your interests include some combination of flamethrowers, LSD, and knitting.