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34 M Olympia, WA

My Details

Last Online
Oct 17, 2011
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of university
Entertainment / Media
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t want kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), French (Poorly), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I will appreciate you by listening without advice. I will tell you you're pretty and mean it. I will tell you I love you everyday and also mean it. I will be a caring boyfriend by responding to your needs. I will be a good dad to our kids, if we have them someday, by taking an interest in their interests. I will provide for our family to the best of my ability. I will kiss you when we make love. I will never give you a reason to ever doubt me. I will be your lover. I will be your friend.

Whoever you are, wherever you are... Usted necesita un amigo como mí, querida. Te amo.

More romantic foreign phrases for you.

French: Est-ce que tu es aussi doux que tes yeux?
Italian: Il colpo di fulmine é la cosa che fa guadagnare piu tempo.
German: Du bist mein Sauerstoff und mein Sonnenlicht.
Japanese: Hana no youni kirei.

And one of the best, from Albert Einstein.

"Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity."

Are you a hot stove or a pretty girl? I want to know.

I'm also kind of a science-fact buff, so... How does electricity bond with gravity? Tell me that and I might buy you a Mercedes.

I'm also a post-modern feminist. Grrl Power is great. What happens when the grrls become the bois? And bois are just grrls?

Resolution or conflict? Neither. Both. Advertising.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
*cry* JK
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm told my eyes are worth seeing and my feet really stand out.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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A- Stranger In A Strange Land, The Metamorphosis, Animal Farm, 1984, Idiot's Guides, Stupid White Men, The Elegant Universe, A People's History of the United States, Shakespeare, The Road to Reality...

B- Donnie Darko, Amelie, The Dark Knight, The Matrix, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Buckaroo Banzai Across The Eight Dimension, Withnail and I, Kentucky Fried Movie...

C- NIN, Tool, Depeche Mode, Silversun Pickups, Tool, Elliott Smith, KMFDM, Oingo Boingo, U2, Doctor Octagon, Jazz...

D- Steak, salad, noodles, cheese, soda, chickens, lobster, pizza, nachos with liquid cheese, sushi, calamari, Italian, Japanese, Mexican, Thai...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Trivia and Magnanimosity
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Depends on your willingness.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm actually an alias living as a super hero... I also will occasionally listen to country music. Very occasionally. Rare.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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You want something better. Not if you just want to 'hang out' or 'be friends'. Got enough friends, thanks. Move along.