Whoever you are, wherever you are... Usted necesita un amigo como mí, querida. Te amo.
More romantic foreign phrases for you.
French: Est-ce que tu es aussi doux que tes yeux?
Italian: Il colpo di fulmine é la cosa che fa guadagnare piu tempo.
German: Du bist mein Sauerstoff und mein Sonnenlicht.
Japanese: Hana no youni kirei.
And one of the best, from Albert Einstein.
"Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity."
Are you a hot stove or a pretty girl? I want to know.
I'm also kind of a science-fact buff, so... How does electricity bond with gravity? Tell me that and I might buy you a Mercedes.
I'm also a post-modern feminist. Grrl Power is great. What happens when the grrls become the bois? And bois are just grrls?
Resolution or conflict? Neither. Both. Advertising.