I will appreciate you by listening without advice. I will tell you you're pretty and mean it. I will tell you I love you everyday and also mean it. I will be a caring boyfriend by responding to your needs. I will be a good dad to our kids, if we have them someday, by taking an interest in their interests. I will provide for our family to the best of my ability. I will kiss you when we make love. I will never give you a reason to ever doubt me. I will be your lover. I will be your friend.

Whoever you are, wherever you are... Usted necesita un amigo como mí, querida. Te amo.

More romantic foreign phrases for you.

French: Est-ce que tu es aussi doux que tes yeux?
Italian: Il colpo di fulmine é la cosa che fa guadagnare piu tempo.
German: Du bist mein Sauerstoff und mein Sonnenlicht.
Japanese: Hana no youni kirei.

And one of the best, from Albert Einstein.

"Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity."

Are you a hot stove or a pretty girl? I want to know.

I'm also kind of a science-fact buff, so... How does electricity bond with gravity? Tell me that and I might buy you a Mercedes.

I'm also a post-modern feminist. Grrl Power is great. What happens when the grrls become the bois? And bois are just grrls?

Resolution or conflict? Neither. Both. Advertising.

writing.
recording.
cheese mongering.
wearing hat shaped hats.
designing card games.
recording.
eating sushi.
a lot of Facebook.
watching great movies.
listening to awesome music.

*cry* JK

I'm told my eyes are worth seeing and my feet really stand out.

A- Stranger In A Strange Land, The Metamorphosis, Animal Farm, 1984, Idiot's Guides, Stupid White Men, The Elegant Universe, A People's History of the United States, Shakespeare, The Road to Reality...

B- Donnie Darko, Amelie, The Dark Knight, The Matrix, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Buckaroo Banzai Across The Eight Dimension, Withnail and I, Kentucky Fried Movie...

C- NIN, Tool, Depeche Mode, Silversun Pickups, Tool, Elliott Smith, KMFDM, Oingo Boingo, U2, Doctor Octagon, Jazz...

D- Steak, salad, noodles, cheese, soda, chickens, lobster, pizza, nachos with liquid cheese, sushi, calamari, Italian, Japanese, Mexican, Thai...

Air
Water
Shelter
Food
Love
Movies

Trivia and Magnanimosity

Depends on your willingness.

I'm actually an alias living as a super hero... I also will occasionally listen to country music. Very occasionally. Rare.

You want something better. Not if you just want to 'hang out' or 'be friends'. Got enough friends, thanks. Move along.