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kravadog

45 M Staten Island, NY

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:01am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Gemini
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has a kid
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
*disclaimer* ok I really HATE my profile name, and for some Godforsaken reason OKC does NOT let you change it, unless you shell out like 20 bucks a month to upgrade, to this point I haven't deemed it worthwhile to do it just to change my damn profile name, so please don't judge/mock me for Kravadog. (It sounds like a frat boy name for fuck's sake) So with that out of the way;
Back on this thing again, met someone special on here a few months ago and never in a million years thought I'd ever end up back on any dating site after how seemingly great we were together but sometimes people/situations change for reasons that you absolutely can't explain. It definitely sucks, but I'm super excited to put that behind me and meet someone awesome who will actually appreciate me, appreciate what I have to offer, and if it gets to that point true love. Anyway so I'm a divorced single dad of a beautiful little angel who is the love of my life, so if you have an aversion to kids you might want to look elsewhere, even though she doesn't always live with me. I am a fun loving, spontaneous, laid back kinda dude who likes to laugh, love, and live life to the fullest so hopefully I can find those qualities in whoever I'm with. Born and raised in Brooklyn and Staten Island (with stops in NJ and Cali inbetween) and yet I've somehow avoided becoming a loud toolbag guido toughguy who actually likes to enunciate and speak proper English (unless I'm pissed, then my New York comes out with superflous "bro' and "boss' references lol) I'm a very outgoing sociable person who does have quite a few female friends (not girlfriends) who I've been friends with for years so hopefully a potential date is cool with that because even though I have them as friends they're just that and nothing more, so I hope that won't be an issue because I pride myself on having been 100% faithful to each and every girl I've ever been with (insecurity is a big turn off)

I am cool, funny, and young at heart
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I've been a police officer since 2002 at the Verrazano Bridge and I can honestly say that I really love what I do. After my mom passed away recently, the guys there have become my extended family and really helped pull me through. It's been a difficult time for me, but I've always believed that what doesn't kill you makes you stronger and I'm looking forward to the next phase of my life.
Epic facepalm if your answer to this question is "living it". #lame
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being a shoulder to lean on whether in good times or in bad, dispensing awesomely great advice, procrastinating til the last minute, the Staten Island duckface, being an unrepentant grammar snob and silently judging/mocking people based on their inability to grasp the simple concept of prepositional phrases, capitalization, and other assorted transgressions of the English language.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My joie de vivre is on point.
That I look about 10 years younger than I actually am! Sweet!! That and my tattoos! And I usually get hit with " wow you don't look like a ocop" whatever the hell that mpo.inteans!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Food: started Isagenix recently, lost over 40 lbs to date since I started it, so I tend to eat more organic healthier fare than the really bad stuff I used to, except for my one cheat day per week. Love Tex Mex, Cajun, Italian, Thai, and the very occasional
bacon cheeseburger.
Books: is Maxim considered books?
Movies: Out of the Furnace, This Is The End, Wedding Crashers, Anchorman, Trading Places, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Karate Kid, The Lost Boys, 40 Year Old Virgin, Superbad, Predator, Alien, Rocky, Goodfellas, Scarface, Bronx Tale, The Shining, I Am Legend, Next Friday, Training Day, The Big Lebowski, Full Metal Jacket, Prometheus, Boiler Room, 2001 A Space Oddessy.....
Music: BDP, Nas, Biggie, Tupac, Mobb Deep, The Wu, Tribe Called Quest, Sublime, Bob Marley, Gaslight Anthem, Dirty Heads, Bloc Party, Japandroids, Social Distortion, Korn, Deftones, System Of A Down, Bad Religion, AFI, Linkin Park, A Day To Remember, Polar Bear Club, Hatebreed, Slayer, Sabbath, Volbeat, Bouncing Souls, At The Drive In, Mars Volta, Reel Big Fish, Flaming Lips, Smashing pumpkins, Avett Brothers, Biohazard, Sheer Terror, Life Of Agony, plus various house, salsa, reggae, reggaeton, latin jazz, ska, old school and new school hip hop, basically anything except country.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My daughter
My cell phone
Good music
Target
Love/sex
My collection of fucking hipster glasses
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why things happen the way they do. Like seriously!!
Why every chick in my life is fucking bat-shit crazy
Why my sports teams routinely suck (Mets Jets Knicks fml)
The overwhelming desire to pimp smack Sean Hannity
If I'll still be posing for pics rocking the Staten Island Duckface throwing up a peace sign when I'm 90 in the old age home
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out with my friends having fun, at the crib with my daughter and pug, working, no Friday night is typical
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm a reformed guido.
I take a shitload of selfies.
I swear like an old prospector.
I cringe whenever I read a profile that says "no drama/drama free"..... unless you're a 40 plus year old virgin who's never had a serious relationship and still lives in mom & dad's basement then I'm pretty sure that you have some kind of "drama" in your life, it's about how you manage it and continue to soldier on despite it, not avoiding it at all costs. If you're one of those myopic people who looks to "avoid drama at all costs" well you probably won't like me because with a divorce, daughter, bills, being a cop, etc there is definitely, wait for it, DRAMA in my life. I'm reasonably sure that there are plenty of thirty and forty something dudes on here who claim to be drama free so have at it.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 27–52
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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If you're into nice guys who are super cool to hang out with and like to have fun! If you're spontaneous and funny that's definitely a plus. If you like listening to different types of music without being overly critical because my musical tastes vary wildly. If you can hold and like having intelligent conversation. You should definitely NOT message me if you're insecure, superficial, stuck up, materialistic, loud, a heavy smoker, and don't have a sense of humor. Oh and it wouldn't hurt if you were great in the sack!! What just sayin' ;-)