I am humorous, sardonic, and truthful.
My Self-Summary
People fascinate me and bore the living shit out of me at the same
time.
I'm a Leo if you care about that kind of thing.
I'm sure that any preconceived notion you already have of me is
wrong.
I am allergic to boredom.
I love talking to people.
Ask me anything.
I promise I'll give you an honest answer.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm in college.
I'm an English major.
No, I don't want to teach.
No, please don't ask me, "What are you going to do with THAT?" in
some derisive tone.
I’m really good at
Writing. It's my
passion. There are very few things that are better. I feel like I'm
always writing something...even if I'm not. Like I'm writing it all
out in my head and just waiting to get it on paper.
The first things people usually notice about me
My hair or my eyes, I think. I really don't know. Those are usually
the two things that seem to jump out at people.
I get compliments on my butt. Yeah, that face you just made, I made
it too.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Books:
I read whatever I can get my hands on.
Favorites?
Catcher in the Rye,
The
Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night Time,
White Noise,
The Great Gatsby,
Civilization and
its Discontents,
I Hope They Serve
Beer in Hell
Also, nearly anything by
Shakespeare or
T.S. Eliot definitely
catches my eye, as well as most
modern and
postmodern things. And also
Raymond Carver, who
is probably the best short story writer of the past twenty years.
Then there's
comics
and (occasionally)
manga, so really, I'm everywhere. I love
books, period.
Movies:
Fight Club,
Cloverfield,
Children of
Men,
The
Dark Knight,
Superbad,
Quantum of Solace,
Ferris
Bueller's Day Off,
Back to the Future
There are many more, of course. It is very hard for me to hate a
movie.
No, I can't believe I'm taking the time to bracket all these
either.
Music: Anything. Seriously.
A few of my favorites:
Boards of
Canada,
Groove Armada,
Lemon Jelly,
Daft Punk,
!!!,
RJD2,
Fatboy Slim,
Björk,
Télépopmusik,
Lykke Li,
MGMT,
Girl Talk,
Justice,
The Chemical Brothers,
Gym Class
Heroes,
Kanye
West,
Jay-Z,
David Bowie,
spoken word
(
William
Shatner FTW),
lounge &
lo-fi,
jazz,
J-Rock,
J-Pop and other Japanese stuff you have
never heard of (or maybe you have), anything else that isn't
terrible.
By the way:
Soma
FM is awesome.
Food:
Nearly everything. I'm not that picky. If you couldn't already
tell.
The six things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Everything and nothing.
On a typical Friday night I am
Partying.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I don't really know, nothing is really all that private. If there's
something specifically that you want to know, I'll tell you.
You should message me if
...you're not typical. You're not like everyone else. You have
feelings. You use your mind.