Second, I'm a hopeless romantic. I enjoy long walks on the beach and taking long baths while listening to my Greatest Hits of Barry Manilow album. I will open the door, buy you gifts, and treat you like a queen but I will also require you to punch me in the face every morning. It's a weird habit that not even my psychiatrist can help me with (she refuses to punch me in the face).
Third, I'm a bonafide hype man. I have so much energy, it's scary. My blood is the main ingredient used to make cocaine. They even tried to incorporate my blood into Viagra but it just got awkward.
Enough with the jokes! I'm looking for a fun girl who I can get to know.